I often wake up in the morning with a hard-on and feeling horny. Boy, is it difficult to pee with a hard-on! Anyway, I frequently wake up and masturbate. Is it normal to wake up feeling horny? Any idea why that would be? Yep – this is pretty normal and very common. It's more popularly known as "morning wood" and nothing to worry about. Men have several erections a night as part of their sleep cycle. Many times they wake up and find they are still erect. It either goes away, they masturbate, or they wake up the person next to them. Hopefully they are waking up the person with a little foreplay – not just by poking them with the hard-on until they wake up. Anyway, morning wood happens less frequently as men get older. It may not go away entirely, but happens less often. Alexis Williams has a Masters Degree in Public Health from Emory University. Her specialty is health education. She's also pretty cute and if we had a picture of her up here you would pine for her like you had never pined for anyone before. What we're saying is that she's qualified to write this column and that you can trust her advice because she's not just some chump we pulled off the street. Why do males get morning wood?
One time I went to sleep in class and woke up, and the teacher told me to solve a problem in the chalk board. I had a woody and some girl saw it and laughed.. I got embarrased as hell....
I remember that in JR/SR high all the time. And they wouldn't let us wear our shirt-tails out... what's a guy to do?!
I read somewhere that one cause is a full bladder. This traps the blood in the area, starting things off. I guess we could hypothesize that given how your environment influences your dreams, this may lead to a sexy dream, making way for a full-blown case of morning wood. *apologies to DM - I can't believe we're discussing this either.
That's good for walking down the hallway, but what do you do when you are doing math problems at the board?!!!!!!!!! That looks kind of suspicious.
Morning wood does suck. What sucks more is that my erection is at its "fullest" when I have morning wood. When I really need it, I can't get it up. Then when I wake up and don't want it, I have it. It sure as hell makes it hard to pee in the morning too. I find myself having to lean forward a bit.
True... True... The thing is that I usually pee first then shower when I wake up. At night or whenever, I can't help but let it flow when I'm in the shower.
I say every house needs on of those stand up urinals, I mean there is one in every public restroom, Why is it when you masterbate when you wake up, You get through it, and you nearly pass out?
This is weird...I pitch a tent every time I drive. Actually, it starts right before I get out of my vehicle. For absolutely no reason...I dunno. And it's not like it sometimes happens, you can bet your balls that I'm gonna have a stiffy at the end of the drive. -Ninj
I have a question, but I'm afraid to ask it on here! LOL! The guys would get grossed out and we'd get banned or something! And just to let you guys know, there are women on this board, some of whom might be single. Some of you really aren't helping yourselves any. Just a thought.
