The must buy toy for kids 3 and up

Invisible Fan · Mar 2, 2011

Onion couldn't think this up
Playmobil Security Check Point
by Playmobil

3.0 out of 5 stars Great lesson for the kids!, September 9, 2005
By loosenut (Seattle, WA) - See all my reviews
This review is from: Playmobil Security Check Point (Toy)
I was a little disappointed when I first bought this item, because the functionality is limited. My 5 year old son pointed out that the passenger's shoes cannot be removed. Then, we placed a deadly fingernail file underneath the passenger's scarf, and neither the detector doorway nor the security wand picked it up. My son said "that's the worst security ever!". But it turned out to be okay, because when the passenger got on the Playmobil B757 and tried to hijack it, she was mobbed by a couple of other heroic passengers, who only sustained minor injuries in the scuffle, which were treated at the Playmobil Hospital.

The best thing about this product is that it teaches kids about the realities of living in a high-surveillence society. My son said he wants the Playmobil Neighborhood Surveillence System set for Christmas. I've heard that the CC TV cameras on that thing are pretty worthless in terms of quality and motion detection, so I think I'll get him the Playmobil Abu-Gharib Interogation Set instead (it comes with a cute little memo from George Bush).
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The 4th image is a customer submission, but it got me.

Honey Bear · Mar 2, 2011

I heard this is what you get in the party bags after you graduate from Terrorist Training Camp. Except the dolls name is Mohammed and he hates everybody.

rhadamanthus · Mar 2, 2011

Jesus H. Christ.

Mathloom · Mar 2, 2011

Is this for real?

That's SO funny!!! lol

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