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The Most Overlooked Trade Piece the Rockets Have

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by RocketMania1991, Jan 12, 2010.

  1. RocketMania1991

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    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daryl_Morey

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    Daryl Morey
    129-72 record as general manager
    Yahoo Executive of the Year 2008-2009
    Boasts Degrees from NorthWestern University, and MIT

    Physical Attributes
    5'11
    200 Pounds
    Can play all positions General Manager,Public Relations,Coach, and more.

    Mental Attributes
    He's just smarter than you.

    Currently signed through the 2012-2013 season and at a cost efficient price. He saves your team money and replaces your sorry GM.

    Possible List of Teams Interested

    Washington-Morey is not known for signing injured gun wielding point guards to lucrative deals.

    Philadelphia-Morey is known to terminate old stars who have a problem of holding onto the ball for a 24 second duration.

    Clippers-Instead of trying to be competitive within the next 20 years Morey can do it in 10.

    Cavaliers- If it takes you 6+ years to win an NBA title with the best player in the NBA something is wrong. Morey can fix it.

    Timberwolves-Don't worry Morey can find you someone who is better than Brandon Roy, Randy Foye was just a setback.

    Portland- It's alright Morey understands you needed a center at the time, but Morey would of seen the injuries before they occurred. Morey has the abilities similar to those in Final Destination. He sees failure before it occurs.
     
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    yes - I am 5'11" and I ran into Morey (well, passed him in the hallway) at a TUTS event last spring and the guy is a a good 5-6 inches taller than me
     
  6. jevon3012

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    Morey for LBJ+2 unconditional first round picks. Morey giterdone
     
  7. REEKO_HTOWN

    REEKO_HTOWN I'm Rich Biiiiaaatch!

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    Morey isn't 5'11. I met him at a game and he's about 3 inches taller than me and I'm 6'0".
     
  8. waytookrzy079

    waytookrzy079 Member

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    so are you trying to trade away Morey??? I'm a little bit confused by this post...
     
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    Trading Morey away might be suicide, especially if we have to take a GM from the likes of that built teams like the 76ers or T-Wolves.

    I say we trade Clutch, one of the more petite Power Dancers and three free dinners at Yao's, instead.
     
  11. T FOR 3!!!

    T FOR 3!!! Member

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    I've met dm and he's at least 6'4 or '5 I'm 6ft and was looking up at him
     
  12. Air Langhi

    Air Langhi Contributing Member

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    Morey for james

    git er dun
     
  13. bingfei236

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    so, which trade is overlooked?
     
  14. Williamson

    Williamson JOSH CHRISTOPHER ONLY FAN

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    Yeah. I'm pretty sure Morey is 6'5. I'd also guess he weighs more than 200 lbs. He's a pretty big guy.
     
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    I agree with everything but height, weight, and this statement. Reminder, we have $40 million dollars of injury sitting on the bench, that being half of our team salary.
     
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    Remember what Les Alexander said when he replaced CD with Morey while skipping Lindsay? He said his choice of new GM would revolutionize the game, and now it shows, as evidenced by that a GM can be a trade piece now!!!
     
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    Saving this image for future use, lol.
     
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    feeling generous today ...
     

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