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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by moestavern19, Oct 25, 2011.

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Who?

Poll closed Nov 1, 2011.

  1. Ursula

    8 vote(s)
    5.6%

  2. Sleeping Beauty

    9 vote(s)
    6.3%

  3. Pocahontas

    21 vote(s)
    14.6%

  4. Meg?

    4 vote(s)
    2.8%

  5. Mulan

    1 vote(s)
    0.7%

  6. Jasmine

    43 vote(s)
    29.9%

  7. Esmeralda

    15 vote(s)
    10.4%

  8. Belle

    26 vote(s)
    18.1%

  9. 14 year old chick from Little Mermaid. You are a pedophile.

    17 vote(s)
    11.8%
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  1. moestavern19

    moestavern19 Member

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    They've used graphic rendering to illustrate what the Disney Princesses would look like in real life.

    Now it is our sworn duty as fire-breathing men to decide which one would we most wish to copulate in various positions with.

    Please keep in mind that Ariel kind of looks like she's in Junior High, which is probably going to illicit several pedobear and/or Kam responses.

    Extra Credit: Rank them in order

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    I'm glad they didn't do the black one or pouhe would be making me feel like a racist again.
     
    #1 moestavern19, Oct 25, 2011
  2. Royals Ego

    Royals Ego Member

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    Definitely the mermaid, definitely
     
    #2 Royals Ego, Oct 25, 2011
  3. SuperBeeKay

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    lol a fish
     
    #3 SuperBeeKay, Oct 25, 2011
  4. Jontro

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    Many of them look hotter in cartoon form.
     
    #4 Jontro, Oct 25, 2011
  5. moestavern19

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    I would go nuclear on Pocahontas' ovaries and then call it "manifest destiny" (also known as White Man Rulin' *****)
     
    #5 moestavern19, Oct 25, 2011
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    lol, Mulan looks like this one p*rn star
     
    #6 shastarocket, Oct 25, 2011
  7. IBTL

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    1) princess jasmin
    2) mermaid
    3) asian girl
     
    #7 IBTL, Oct 25, 2011
  8. Coach AI

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    Meg(?) seems like a dirty dirty girl.
     
    #8 Coach AI, Oct 25, 2011
  9. BigM

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    I'd go Jasmine first but I think the outfit is helping her win.
     
    #9 BigM, Oct 25, 2011
  10. vinsensual

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    A few of them look like they're modeled after p*rn stars.
     
    #10 vinsensual, Oct 25, 2011
  11. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum
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    Pocahontas
     
    #11 Xerobull, Oct 25, 2011
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    For me it was down to Jasmine or Esmeralda but I went with the latter.
     
    #12 Cannonball, Oct 25, 2011
  13. tinywang

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    Especially Ursula. I've definitely seen her before.
     
    #13 tinywang, Oct 25, 2011
  14. ferrari77

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    Jasmine comes first in ANY form.
    Then Esmeralda
    Then Pocahontas(looking like a sexy lil American Injun)
     
    #14 ferrari77, Oct 25, 2011
  15. BrieflySpeaking

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    would totally impregnate Ariel and The Sleeping Beauty.
     
    #15 BrieflySpeaking, Oct 25, 2011
  16. Jontro

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    Went with the Gypsy. Especially since they can secksy duhnce.
     
    #16 Jontro, Oct 25, 2011
  17. Lurch

    Lurch Live Wilder.

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    Is the Mulan one just a pic of Brenda Song?
     
    #17 Lurch, Oct 25, 2011
  18. Deckard

    Deckard Blade Runner
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    Can we get more choices, Moes?
     
    #18 Deckard, Oct 25, 2011
  19. Blurr#7

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    Totally looks like:
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    #19 Blurr#7, Oct 25, 2011
  20. Billy Bob

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    What? No one thinks power is sexy?
     
    #20 Billy Bob, Oct 25, 2011
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