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The Matrix Rocket-fueled

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by mogrod, Jan 31, 2005.

  1. mogrod

    mogrod Member

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    Ok, I'm EXTREMELY bored at work today. I was browsing some things on the net and came across something about the 'Matrix' movie. When thinking about those movies, I thought it was funny at the similarities there were with the the recent history of Yao and TMac.

    You have TMac (Morpheus) who has been searching for years for that one special person to fight beside to take to a championship. Yao (Neo) gets suddenly sucked into this new 'world' and immediately was thrust into the savior role. Now, the fate of the organization (Zion) rests in how Yao learns to use his special skills to defeat the opposition.

    Who do you think fits in the other different roles? Maybe JVG is the Architect.? Maybe the refs are the Agents? Bill Walton as Trinity? What do y'all think?

    Again, I'm extremely bored and I thought this would be something fun and/or different than the constant bashing threads we are accustomed to.

    So, right now I have:

    Neo: Yao
    Morpheus: TMac
     
  2. snowmt01

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    Who wants to sex Walton? our Neo (Yao) :D
     
  3. Deuce

    Deuce Context & Nuance

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    I thought this was going to be a thread about us trading for Shawn Marion. ;)
     
  4. edc

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    JVG is the Merovingian.
    Les is the Architect.
    CD is the Keymaker.
    Patrick Ewing is both of the albino twins.
    RT is Oracle1 (Gloria Foster)
    Phil Jackson is Oracle2 (Mary Alice)
     
  5. LegendZ3

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    God, get that image out of my head, please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  6. mogrod

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    LOL! I was thinking about the whole "I will fall in love the 'the one''" thing since he seems to be a BIG Yao fan. LOL!
     
  7. Jeff

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    If you post on an internet bulletin board how your favorite team relates to the characters in the Matrix...

    you might be a geek.

    :D
     
  8. SwoLy-D

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    GOSH... [a-la Napoleon]... we've already talked about this flippin' topic... that's why... !

    If you make an image based on a thread, although i have posted this already,

    [​IMG]
     
  9. mogrod

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    LOL, thanks Jeff. :)
     
  10. jshabang

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    I don't even know why the hell I'm replyin to this thread but I have to say this


    Dude.........you are really bored out of your mind and you have way to much time on your hands playboy...........


    I love the rocks just as much as the next bbs'er but dam homie........I think jeff said it best
     
  11. mogrod

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    That's cool. I said I was bored as hell and that I was just trying to start a thread in a different direction than our normal "Yao sucks at this" or "JVG can't coach out of his ass that." View me as a geek, I don't care. There are for worse things to be called. I think you're just upset I didn't compare the Rockets to the 'Lord of the Rings'. :)
     
  12. PhiSlammaJamma

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    Utah = Setinholes
     
  13. snowmt01

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    You seriously irked all of the Trinity-only Fans (TOF), and of course,
    Neo-only Fans (NOF).
     
  14. PhiSlammaJamma

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    I'd like to know who the cheerleader in the red dress is.
     
  15. Willis25

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    this is more manlove than the Cat-Francis breakup !
     
  16. OmegaSupreme

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    as long as chad ford isn't the oracle, i like the comparison.
     
  17. okierock

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    nah... he is the orifice
     
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    the bong will do this to a man
     
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    Coincidentally, the number 1 is also pronounced "yao" in certain usages in Chinese.



    Well, technically it has a different tone than Yao's name but still....
     
  20. vcchlw

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    OMG. I thought it was about getting Shawn Marion.
     

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