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The Man Code

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by RocketsPimp, Oct 11, 2004.

  1. RocketsPimp

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    #1 RocketsPimp, Oct 11, 2004
  2. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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    22. Only in a situation of mortal danger or ass peril are you permitted to kick another member of the male species in the testicles.


    hahahahahahaha:D
     
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  3. Behad

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    56. No man shall ever allow anyone to speak ill of The Simpsons or any Rocky movie. (Exception: Rocky V)
     
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    31. Never hesitate to reach for the last beverage or pizza, but not both. That’s just mean.
     
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  5. wiws316

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    23. Unless you're in prison, never fight naked. This includes men who aren't wearing shirts. If your buddy is outnumbered outmanned, or too drunk to defend himself, you must jump into the fight. Exception: if during the past 24 hours your friends actions have caused you to think "what this guy needs is a good ass wuppin", in which case you may refrain from getting involved and stand back and enjoy.

    LOL :D
     
    #5 wiws316, Oct 11, 2004
  6. mr_gootan

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    * with every set of laws, there are appropriate punishments. If any man shall happen to break any one of these codes, he will be found guilty, and will, for 24 hours from the time of the violation, be considered NOT A MAN. During this time he will not be referred to in any masculine way, and he shall bear the name Princess.
     
    #6 mr_gootan, Oct 11, 2004
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    :D


     
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  8. Master Baiter

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    Number 13 is awesome because one of my buddies started dating one of his buddies ex-hoochy. So we would always tell him to think of his buddies knob in her mouth when he kisses her. Man he would get pissed.
     
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  9. Ender120

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    61. No man shall ever keep track of, or count, the amount of beers he has had in a night.

    Stick that in the Beer thread.
     
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  10. Uprising

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    I followed that one! :D
     
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  11. wiws316

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    number 30 is funny :D

    30. Phrases that may never be uttered to another man while lifting weights:
    "Yeah, baby, push it!"
    "Come on, give me one more, harder!"
    "Another set and we can hit the showers"
    "Nice ass! Are you a Sagittarius?"

    so true:D
     
    #11 wiws316, Oct 11, 2004
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