The Magic Cone I keep wondering if this will be a hot seller PS: If this has been posted or popular already, please stone me
One of my girlfriends used to give me stern lessons of putting down the toilet seat. Man, how I wish this genius invention came out earlier
See but the rest of the women in the bathroom are going to think your girl has a schlong cause she pees standing up. It's a no-win situation.
Thats what my wife just said. She said that if she was in a woman's restroom, and saw that the woman in the stall next to her was peeing standing up, she would run out of there as fast as possible. lol
lol...I have a solution! A portable 5 watt speaker with a mini-MP3 player built-in playing the following message at a high volume while the woman pees with the cone while standing up: "Attention. I know what each of you must be thinking. I am not a transvestite. I am using a special device that allows me to urinate standing up without sitting down on this dirty, infested public toilet seat. It's called a magic cone. It kind of resembles an erect snow cone paper cup that projects the stream successfully into the urinal. Please visit their website at magic-cone.com for more information. In the mean time, please do not panic or run away as I assure you I am all woman who has cleanliness standards that this public facility has failed to meet. Thank you!"
First of all, who's looking into other people's stalls? They do have doors, you know. (or I could say that, if I saw your wife looking into stall doors in the restroom, I would run out of there as fast as possible. ) But... back to the cone. It's just a funnel. These things should have more applications outside, like when you're hiking or driving along deserted stretches of road and using an actual restroom is not an option. (Of course, this didn't happen to me six times on this year's spring break. No, of course not.) Since we don't have a nice little hose attached to our urinary tract, we would like to have a way to do this quickly and cleanly. Those cones seem like a lot of trouble to fold. A plastic funnel works great, though you'll have to wash it. Or you could just hold a disposable cup up to yourself. Supposedly they sell these "female urinary directors" for hiking and camping. Again, funnel with a hose. Like a Magic Cone except not disposable. Maybe it would have prevented certain incidents... like that one on the lonely New Mexico highway involving a plastic oil change funnel and a Gatorade bottle... and a certain male making fun of it and saying we should all learn to pee standing up. Apparently there is a technique for it (pinch certain parts of yourself together), but you have to practice a lot to get it right. I refuse.
Are you s***in' me? I can't believe that crap. I'd think women would be repulsed just at the thought of it. No way that would ever sell well.
