Warning: Poop thread. And for those of you who are going to mention Clutch's warning, he didnt mention anywhere that poop is outlawed, only sex and p*rn are. Clutch's Post: Man its a slow day today on the BBS. Anyway i just got done relieving my bowels and have been pondering on a issue for some time now. You know when you're crapping and you are almost finished but there is that LAST PIECE that just wont come out. It's such a tiny piece but it makes such a difference. The last time I think I got that piece out was 4 years ago and OMG does it raise your spirits exponentially for that day. It feels like youve lost 30 pounds just because of that one little piece, and all you want to do is sit down and enjoy the sensation. Who else knows what im talking about? Know of any methods to bring about that feeling more often?
I knew we were overdue for a poop thread. On a somewhat related note, WHY do people have to take their conversations into restrooms? Like standing in there and talking on their phone, even out by the sink. Or having a long conversation with their friend in front of the mirror. (I suspect the latter, at least, is much more common in ladies' rooms than men's rooms.) Anyway, you're thinking, hurry up and get out of here, I was coming here hoping for some privacy. This is a place of bathroom business and, if it was you who needed to drop the kids off at the pool, wouldn't you want me to get out of there as fast as possible? Or maybe they just wouldn't care.
Has anyone ever had poop that was basically like little pebbles or rocks fused together? I had that stuff when I was taking protein shakes a while back, it was horrid. sorry if its tmi.
I take Metamucil, more for cholesterol-lowering purposes than anything else, but I tell you now: its the ****, pun ABSOLUTELY intended. Every dump I take is like an event. I feel so relaxed afterwards, its just silly. And I take the BEST dumps when I'm stoned. The combination of the two is like discovering the meaning of life, or that feeling of happiness you get after a really good blowjob. I highly recommend it.
I take about 4-5 dumps a day. Full size ones too, not the little McDump Happy Dumps. Extra Value Dumper Meals. True Story.
i poop ever 2-3 days lol Yeah like pellets? those are awesome. they just splash into the toilet and recoil to your butt all the while cleansing you and leaving a tingly feeling . Whenever I poop I call ppl and have conversations with them. They are known as my "poop calls". "Hey whats up Army" "Nm just pooping" "uhhh ok" then we just continue on lol. Actually that excerpt above is only with girls. WIth guys they arent even phased by it they just take it like it is a part of life.
That's gotta be so inconvenient. The worst is when you gotta go when you bring home a girl.... especially if she stays the night. Can't even crap in my own house! On a random note.... I've discovered strawberry flavor Muscle Milk is the best or worst laxative depending on your view. It's X-plosliveness power is on point with Popeye's chicken.
