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The "K" in Kahn stands for krap

Discussion in 'NBA Dish' started by Valio!, Oct 29, 2001.

  1. Valio!

    Valio! Member

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    This guy is pitiful. He ranks the Rockets at #18 and in his little explanation says they could be pretty good. huh? I was angry when he lsted them at 17. now he's move them down? I am usually a tad overluy optimistic when it comes to the Rockets. But this guy is horrible. Kahn is a con.

    1. Los Angeles Lakers Everybody is getting into shape.
    Shaquille O'Neal has bounced back from toe surgery faster than
    expected, and he's already pushing Kobe Bryant for MVP. Yeah,
    go ahead and challenge them. Make their day.

    2. San Antonio Spurs (2): The Spurs appear to be in fine
    shape and certainly the top challenger to the Lakers until we see
    the confidence level of Tim Duncan and David Robinson. All eyes
    are on Antonio Daniels and how he handles being the guy with
    the ball.

    3. Milwaukee Bucks (7): Now that the Bucks have signed
    Anthony Mason, and budding star Tim Thomas has replaced
    achy-breaky Glenn Robinson in the starting lineup, they appear to
    be the team to beat in the East. At least they think they are.

    4. Toronto Raptors (5): The Raptors are healthy and have more
    self-esteem than ever before. Their point guard situation still isn't
    great, but they really have everything else in place to win the East
    as Vince Carter continues to bloom.

    5. Dallas Mavericks (6): It's hard to believe the Mavs really merit
    being this high, but for now, it will work. Nobody else has looked
    particularly strong in the preseason, so let's let them play their
    way down ... unless they don't.

    6. Utah Jazz (8): This is typical of the Jazz, in better shape than
    anyone else to start, will be more consistent coming out of the
    blocks, and then we'll see. Keep an eye on hot rookie Andrei
    Kirilenko, who is drawing raves.

    7. Sacramento Kings (3): It's tough to get excited about the
    Kings with Chris Webber riding the bike with a sprained ankle.
    And we still have to wonder about their lack of depth up front. But
    they can score, fast, and they're better with Mike Bibby than
    Jason Williams.

    8. Philadelphia 76ers (4): With Allen Iverson and Aaron McKie
    still trying to get into playing shape after surgery, they'll probably
    be slow coming out of the blocks. As for the addition of Derrick
    Coleman, there will be no in-between ... either great, or they'll
    want to dump him immediately.

    9. Charlotte Hornets (11): The Hornets have come a long way
    lately, and they feel even better with Derrick Coleman's large
    shadow gone. Unlike the past, nobody is talking about them, and
    that makes them dangerous.

    10. Orlando Magic (9): Healthy, this team could win the East.
    But their footing right now is about as stable as the Everglades.
    Grant Hill sprained his foot, Tracy McGrady hurt his back and
    Mike Miller broke a toe ... and Patrick Ewing and Horace Grant
    are the old guys!

    11. Portland Trail Blazers (10): They clearly have a big hole in
    the middle with Arvydas Sabonis' retirement, and even though
    coach Mo Cheeks handed the ball to Damon Stoudamire and
    said it's his, there are question marks lingering around this
    team's psyche.

    12. Minnesota Timberwolves (14): Every time it seems we
    should be writing off the 'Wolves as a team on the cusp of
    disaster, coach Flip Saunders spins a new angle that works.
    Wally Szczerbiak at shooting guard is going to work and make
    them better.

    13. Phoenix Suns (12): The pieces aren't quite fitting together
    yet for the Suns; it took nearly the entire camp for Stephon
    Marbury and Penny Hardaway to be healthy enough to play
    together. If they stay that way, they'll get better as the year
    progresses.

    14. Miami Heat (15): Pat Riley keeps adding veterans, and with
    his history, that's a good thing for the start of the season. How
    long they'll last and the future of Alonzo Mourning's health are
    something else. But look for them to get off to a surprising start.

    15. New York Knicks (13): This oddly constructed team has no
    chance in the big picture but will be tough along the way because
    of individual talent. As long as Marcus Camby is in and out of the
    lineup, they'll be hard pressed to win more than 45 games.

    16. New Jersey Nets (23): There is a buzz around the East that
    these guys are going to make the playoffs. Kerry Kittles has been
    physically sound, Jason Kidd has all his teammates happy, and if
    they stay healthy, they could be just as good as those guys across
    the river.

    17. Atlanta Hawks (18): The Hawks haven't been particularly
    healthy for all the new pieces to fit together seamlessly, but they
    do have more talent up front than just about anybody in the East.
    They've got a chance to be really good before spring even
    arrives.

    18. Houston Rockets (17): Even without much help up front, the
    superior guard play of Steve Francis and Cuttino Mobley will
    prevent these guys from being embarrassed. In fact, they'll
    probably get better as the season wears on, and even be pretty
    good if Kelvin Cato and Kenny Thomas develop.

    19. Seattle SuperSonics (16): Already Vin Baker (back) and
    Calvin Booth (ankle) are shaky, and even with them, they were
    thin up front. Good thing Gary Payton gained 10 pounds of
    muscle this offseason, because he'll need to carry even more of
    the load.

    20. Indiana Pacers (20): Coach Isiah Thomas never lets on to
    exactly what he has or what he's doing, but suffice it to say he
    wants to develop his young talent, with rookie Jamaal Tinsley
    starting at point guard. If he listens, he'll pass to Jalen Rose and
    Reggie Miller, a lot!

    21. Los Angeles Clippers (21): A lot of what happens to the
    Clippers will be contingent on how well Jeff McInnis and Keyon
    Dooling handle point guard. Both extremely quick and talented,
    these guys will shoot to hit .500 this season and just might do it.

    22. Boston Celtics (22): The Celtics are continuing to get
    better, and if early indications that Kenny Anderson has
    experienced a renaissance at point guard are right, they've got a
    great shot at making the playoffs behind Paul Pierce and Antoine
    Walker.

    23. Denver Nuggets (19): With Antonio McDyess out until
    around January following knee surgery, this team is going
    nowhere. They have a lot of pieces that just don't fit, and the
    biggest one may just be coach Dan Issel, who appears to have
    run out of patience, again.

    24. Washington Wizards (24): Michael Jordan played many
    more minutes than anyone expected in the preseason, working
    his way into shape. He's still a fabulous talent, although not with
    the same explosiveness as his last time around. They'll be
    tougher early in the season.

    25. Detroit Pistons (25): New coach Rick Carlisle appears to
    have decided on a rotation, and he's counting heavily on aging
    guard Dana Barros to give them stability. Rookie Rodney White
    is in the mix, and Corliss Williamson might have already played
    his way out of it.

    26. Golden State Warriors (27): The Warriors are loaded with
    young talent, but everybody seems to be off one position. Rather
    than force-feed Larry Hughes as a point guard, trade center
    Adonal Foyle for one and watch Hughes and Jason Richardson
    fight it out at the off guard.

    27. Cleveland Cavaliers (26): As expected, center Zydrunas
    Ilgauskas is out for months as his foot continues to heal (maybe),
    and not even the energy of new coach John Lucas can get this
    group of average players to win against the far superior talent
    around them.

    28. Memphis Grizzlies (29): The Grizzlies are excited about
    what they're getting already from rookie Shane Battier and Pau
    Gasol, but they can't find any takers for Bryant Reeves, and
    Michael Dickerson isn't particularly pleased that they haven't
    extended his contract with the Oct. 31 deadline.

    29. Chicago Bulls (28): At second glance, there was no reason
    to pull the Bulls out of the basement. Their coy veterans are too
    old, their youngsters are too young and everybody else in
    between isn't any good. So they're rebuilding? Didn't we just go
    through this three years ago?
     
  2. KellyDwyer

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    I know a prominent and popular NBA journalist who thinks the 'K' in "Kahn" stands for 'pure evil.'
     

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