The Instead of Hating on Yao, lets find reason to hate other Draft Prospects Post!

(Written LIKE a true Yao hater)

1. Jay Williams- Oh so you changed youre name, big deal. Youre still a 6'0 ft shooting guard. At Duke last year, Duhon handled the ball most of the game. Sure you had a good season two years ago ...made a lot of clutch baskets, you even scored 7 points or whatever in 6 seconds. Who cares. That was against Steven Blake. This year you got outplayed by the same steven blake. And by the way, this season you were about as Clutch as Chris Webber in Big Games. How in the world did you not lead a team with two top 5 to the NCAA finals? Whooptie Do. You avgd 3 assists in college. Why the hell would we want you??? You and Stevie could combine for a whopping 6 assists per game.

2. Mike Dunleavy Jr. - Alright Coaches son, if you didnt have a dad in the NBA how hgigh do you really expect to get picked? Is that why youre coming out this year? You know that if you stayed another year, without Boozer and Jay Williams to get your back, Youd get eaten up like Yao Ming in every Yao hater's dreams.
How much do you weigh now? Youre Height to weight ratio according to the NBA Pre Draft Camo Measurements is 2.875 lbs per inch of your body. (Weight divided by inches tall). On THE CONTRARY Yao Ming at 7'5 296 has 3.3258 pounds per inch of his body. How do you manage to weigh more than Chris Wilcox? Did Daddy Hook that up too? I highly doubt you weigh 230 and if so..I doubt Wilcox weighs 218. IF that was true?? How did he eat your ass up??? HMMMMM

3. Drew Gooden- yea you had a great NCAA career Ill give you that. But teams are thinking of taking you at #4? WHY? Paul Pierce was picked what #12 or something. I know you arent better than Paul Pierce. You wont be an NBA power Forward unless you do the Canseco/Bonds/ Caminiti/McGwire thing. And you wont be a Small Forward because as of right now..You have no shot outside of 15 feet. Can you say Antawn Jamison Jr. Hell Antawn had a much greater College Career than you.

4. Caron Butler.
First of all youre what? 23 ..24... Chriss Weinke in the house!. Sure youre a 6'7 Sg with athleticism, but how consistent is youre shot? Will you be able to shoot like that at the NBA level? The Big east isnt exactly prime competition. All the Sg's out there are waaay Shorter than you.

5Jared Jeffries-

Umm dont let me get started.. You, You actually shouldve come out this year While your stock was still high. We all know if you went back for 1 or even 2 more seasons. You wouldve floated out of the draft (pun intended). WHo cares if you bulked up? So has Sean Bradley. Youre Jumpshot is suspect. Ive seen 7'5" Chinese guys shoot better than you.

6. Dejaun Wagner.
100 points in a game? What kind of competition was that against? Was it against midgets? 2 yr olds? get some discipline. Learn how to pass. This isnt the And 1 mixtape.

anyhow i just wante dto do this lil write up foir all the Yao "fans"
I think some of these guys might actually be good...
But hell they might suck...
thats the chance you take with a draft.