1. Welcome! Please take a few seconds to create your free account to post threads, make some friends, remove a few ads while surfing and much more. ClutchFans has been bringing fans together to talk Houston Sports since 1996. Join us!

  2. LIVE WATCH EVENT
    The NBA Draft is here! Come join Clutch in the ClutchFans Room Wednesday night at 6:30pm CT as we host the live online NBA Draft Watch Party. Who will the Rockets select at #3?

    NBA Draft - LIVE!
Welcome ClutchFans Live Event

The guy that Rockets need is Michael Jordan

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Carl Herrera, Apr 27, 2010.

Tags:
Page 1 of 3
  1. Carl Herrera

    Carl Herrera Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Feb 16, 2007
    Messages:
    45,153
    Likes Received:
    21,571
    No... not the player, he's too old now and Morey doesn't have a hot tub time machine.

    But a new owner with a history of addiction to gambling and irrational attraction to Adam Morrison and Kwame Brown who just saw his team get swept in the first round of playoffs and is about to lose his coach is useful for a team in search of counterparty to make a sucker bet with.

    Rockets needs to go Fabulous Fab on Jordan and make deals so favors the Rockets that the SEC will sue the Rockets and Senate will haul Morey's ass in for testimony.
     
    #1 Carl Herrera, Apr 27, 2010
    1 person likes this.
  2. foo82

    foo82 Member

    Joined:
    Dec 4, 2006
    Messages:
    923
    Likes Received:
    31
    wat..
     
    #2 foo82, Apr 27, 2010
  3. AroundTheWorld

    AroundTheWorld Insufferable 98er
    Supporting Member

    Joined:
    Feb 3, 2000
    Messages:
    70,286
    Likes Received:
    48,089
    Houston Trade Breakdown
    Change in Team Outlook: -8.9 ppg, -2.8 rpg, and -2.5 apg.
    Incoming Players
    Tyson Chandler
    7-1 C from Dominguez (HS)
    6.5 ppg, 6.3 rpg, 0.3 apg in 22.8 minutes
    Outgoing Players
    Jared Jeffries
    6-11 SF from Indiana
    5.5 ppg, 4.3 rpg, 1.6 apg in 28.1 minutes
    David Andersen
    0-0 from
    5.8 ppg, 3.3 rpg, 0.7 apg in 14.1 minutes
    Jermaine Taylor
    6-4 SG from Central Florida
    4.1 ppg, 1.5 rpg, 0.5 apg in 9.8 minutes

    Charlotte Trade Breakdown
    Change in Team Outlook: +8.9 ppg, +2.8 rpg, and +2.5 apg.
    Incoming Players
    Jared Jeffries
    6-11 SF from Indiana
    5.5 ppg, 4.3 rpg, 1.6 apg in 28.1 minutes
    David Andersen
    0-0 from
    5.8 ppg, 3.3 rpg, 0.7 apg in 14.1 minutes
    Jermaine Taylor
    6-4 SG from Central Florida
    4.1 ppg, 1.5 rpg, 0.5 apg in 9.8 minutes
    Outgoing Players
    Tyson Chandler
    7-1 C from Dominguez (HS)
    6.5 ppg, 6.3 rpg, 0.3 apg in 22.8 minutes
     
    #3 AroundTheWorld, Apr 27, 2010
  4. seclusion

    seclusion rip chadwick

    Joined:
    Feb 20, 2003
    Messages:
    7,493
    Likes Received:
    1,677
    the clutchfans bbs needs you to stop posting.
     
    #4 seclusion, Apr 27, 2010
  5. blink

    blink Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Oct 5, 2005
    Messages:
    1,318
    Likes Received:
    50
    Please. Stop posting.
     
    #5 blink, Apr 27, 2010
  6. BasketballReasons

    BasketballReasons Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Jun 27, 2008
    Messages:
    5,045
    Likes Received:
    237
    Ladies and Gentelmen, Carl Herrera.
     
    #6 BasketballReasons, Apr 27, 2010
  7. tomjc

    tomjc Member

    Joined:
    Oct 11, 2007
    Messages:
    628
    Likes Received:
    12
    this a reaction from the Senate Bill re: Goldman sachs?
     
    #7 tomjc, Apr 27, 2010
    1 person likes this.
  8. geeimsobored

    geeimsobored Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Aug 20, 2005
    Messages:
    8,879
    Likes Received:
    3,174
    I hate to say it because I think CH is pretty funny but this borders on Basso-esque BBS blogging. No need to start a thread like this.
     
    #8 geeimsobored, Apr 27, 2010
  9. RudyTBag

    RudyTBag Contributing Member
    Supporting Member

    Joined:
    Jan 6, 2006
    Messages:
    28,254
    Likes Received:
    21,760
    I would love to have Gerald Wallace at the 3. Screw Tyrus, Tyson, and anyone else on that team. Gerald Wallace is worth every penny he is paid...
     
    #9 RudyTBag, Apr 27, 2010
  10. larsv8

    larsv8 Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Nov 11, 2007
    Messages:
    21,663
    Likes Received:
    13,914
    THIS!
     
    #10 larsv8, Apr 27, 2010
  11. JCDenton

    JCDenton Member

    Joined:
    Oct 10, 2007
    Messages:
    1,090
    Likes Received:
    261
    Don't hate, this was a hi-kwality thread.
     
    #11 JCDenton, Apr 27, 2010
  12. duluth111222

    duluth111222 I.D.I.O.T

    Joined:
    Mar 28, 2006
    Messages:
    3,400
    Likes Received:
    3,229
    Congratulations, Carl Herrera! JCDenton approves of you! :grin:
     
    #12 duluth111222, Apr 27, 2010
  13. larsv8

    larsv8 Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Nov 11, 2007
    Messages:
    21,663
    Likes Received:
    13,914
    Whoa whoa whoa buddy

    You breaking your word?
     
    #13 larsv8, Apr 27, 2010
  14. jedicro

    jedicro Member

    Joined:
    Apr 21, 2008
    Messages:
    1,749
    Likes Received:
    51
    You bring up an interesting point. What would Morey do with a hot tub time machine.
     
    #14 jedicro, Apr 27, 2010
  15. REEKO_HTOWN

    REEKO_HTOWN I'm Rich Biiiiaaatch!

    Joined:
    Jun 26, 2008
    Messages:
    46,888
    Likes Received:
    18,643
    [​IMG]
     
    #15 REEKO_HTOWN, Apr 27, 2010
  16. pippendagimp

    pippendagimp Member

    Joined:
    Sep 1, 2000
    Messages:
    27,092
    Likes Received:
    21,371
    Today might be the all-time low in the history of Venezuela :grin:
     
    #16 pippendagimp, Apr 27, 2010
  17. meh

    meh Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Jun 16, 2002
    Messages:
    15,498
    Likes Received:
    2,399
    Man, Carl Herrera. You need to lower the quantity. The dilution of your threads is getting painful.

    That said, if Jordan decides that he needs to "rebuild" by giving us Gerald Wallace... this thread will deserve 5 stars.
     
    #17 meh, Apr 27, 2010
  18. duluth111222

    duluth111222 I.D.I.O.T

    Joined:
    Mar 28, 2006
    Messages:
    3,400
    Likes Received:
    3,229
    He would send tinman back to 1990's where he belongs...
     
    #18 duluth111222, Apr 27, 2010
  19. da_juice

    da_juice Member

    Joined:
    Dec 16, 2009
    Messages:
    9,315
    Likes Received:
    1,070
    Yeah. What?
     
    #19 da_juice, Apr 27, 2010
  20. WhoMikeJames

    WhoMikeJames Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Jun 28, 2005
    Messages:
    12,691
    Likes Received:
    306
    [​IMG]
     
    #20 WhoMikeJames, Apr 27, 2010
(You must log in or sign up to post here.)
Page 1 of 3

Share This Page

Toggle Width
Style
ClutchFans Original

  • About ClutchFans

    Since 1996, ClutchFans has been loud and proud covering the Houston Rockets, helping set an industry standard for team fan sites. The forums have been a home for Houston sports fans as well as basketball fanatics around the globe.

  • Rockets Content

  • Support ClutchFans!

    If you find that ClutchFans is a valuable resource for you, please consider becoming a Supporting Member. Supporting Members can upload photos and attachments directly to their posts, customize their user title and more. Gold Supporters see zero ads!


    Upgrade Now