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The Gospel of Chuck Norris @ Texas State University

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Hakeem06, Mar 1, 2006.

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  1. Hakeem06

    Hakeem06 Member

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    i know there are some fellow Bobcats, and Texas State Alumn's on the board, and with all the Chuck Norris love on this site i figured people would get a kick out of this.

    on campus at Texas State there is large statue of two stallions clashing and for many years the statue has a been an area of free speech where students, or others can come to lecture freely for up to 2,3 hours.

    last week there was an incident where a traveling group of open air christian evangelists got into a confrontation with a group of students.

    today a man in a gray mask stood at the stallions speaking the gospel of chuck norris. it was hilarious. a moment that will forever be etched my memories of college. it was unbelievable because i can't believe he didn't start cracking up himself. it was basically all the facts from chucknorrisfacts.com but throw in "amens" and "halleliuahs" and projecting as satire gospel. it was great. drew a decent crowd where everyone was just cracking up.


    the best one he said was one i've never heard:

    "did you know back in the 40's chuck norris traveled to tuscany and had sex with every nun at a local monestary, the children they had later became the '72 dolphins, halleliuah my brothers."
     
    #1 Hakeem06, Mar 1, 2006
  2. pradaxpimp

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    JESUS CHRIST God ALL MIGHTY STOP WITH CHUCK NORRIS/JACK BAUER/RYAN BOWEN THREADS FOR THE LIFE OF CIVILIZATION :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
     
    #2 pradaxpimp, Mar 1, 2006
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    before the bogeyman goes to sleep at night, he checks under his bed and inside his closet for pradaxpimp
     
    #3 fba34, Mar 1, 2006
  4. LegendZ3

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    We want to stop, but Chuck Norris won't allow us to.
     
    #4 LegendZ3, Mar 1, 2006
  5. KaiSeR SoZe

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    I still think its funny
     
    #5 KaiSeR SoZe, Mar 1, 2006
  6. Uprising

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    Rybo is my Boyeeeeee



    (I know I know....It's missing a white strip....)

    Round House KICK!

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    You seriously think peons like Jesus Christ and God can stop the holy trifecta of Chuck, Jack and Rybo? Amen, and Diesel Bless you my brother.
     
    #7 nyquil82, Mar 1, 2006
  8. Win

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    I'm a little late on the Chuck Norris bus, but now that I'm on board I'm riding to the end :cool:
     
    #8 Win, Mar 1, 2006
  9. Davidoff

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    BURN!!!

    Nice :D
     
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    Chuck Norris is the only man to jump the shark, then turn around - hop in the pool - and kill the shark.
     
    #10 KingCheetah, Mar 1, 2006
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    One of my friends called me and told me about that. That is pretty funny. I went there for a year back in 02.
     
    #11 bigben69, Mar 1, 2006
  12. Rocketman95

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    Ah, the stallions. They will never run away.
     
    #12 Rocketman95, Mar 2, 2006
  13. Davidoff

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    Plus they have HUGE balls..
     
    #13 Davidoff, Mar 2, 2006
  14. rrj_gamz

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    LMAO... :D
     
    #14 rrj_gamz, Mar 2, 2006
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    Only Chuck Norris says when Chuck Norris facts get old!
     
    #15 A-Train, Mar 2, 2006
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    I predict Dolph Lundren will be making his way around these jokes very soon.
     
    #16 nyquil82, Mar 2, 2006
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