The Glorious Tim Tebow's New Look

Wow, great rookie hazing!

(Assuming Tebow didn't do it himself to sport a more "monk-like" look as a venue for promoting his Christianity)

 

Why?...

 

Poor guy. Going bald at such a young age.

 

friar tuck??

 

oh no, we can't have rookie hazing, the archaic practice doesn't make sense

/sarcasm

 

I was thinking it was some crown of thorns look, in which case I'm going to barf.

 

I guess he's not 'just there to play football'.

Imagine if they asked him to carry someone's pads instead!

 

Still not thrilled that he's on my Broncos....

 

why not? he is America's son.

 

Why hasn't he resurrected Elvis yet?

 

I dont know a thing about college football but why are people hating on this guy so much? Is it because of his openly-care free attitude about his religion?

 

I wouldn't classify his attitude toward his religion as "care-free".

When you start doing ads for anti-abortion groups, and pretend to be a virgin... you can expect that kind of backlash.

 

I don't think it's just him that people are hating on, it's his very vocal media sycophants that people are turned off from. But then again, no one likes the golden boy goody 2 shoes. Just ask Jesus.

 

Why is it so implausible to you that he is in fact a virgin?

 

If he ain't hit that by now...

Well...


I think even Jesus would b****slap him.

 

That myth was debunked years ago. She is not his girlfriend.

 

That's Lucy Pinder, people frequently confuse her pics with the infamous random female Tebow is standing next to in some random, candid photo.

I assure you if he had a chance at Pinder he would've ditched his vow of virginity and would be bragging about it on a 1 hr Espn special. And I would watch.