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The funniest sh*t ever...literally

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by tierre_brown, Mar 30, 2004.

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  1. tierre_brown

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    #1 tierre_brown, Mar 30, 2004
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    I'm rushing over to wal-mart right now to pick up some steroids!
     
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    I don't know what's funnier, the story, or the fact that there's a message board for steroid taking body builders. I"m surprised these guys even know how to use a computer. Anyways, now that this is spreading all over the web, there's a good chance she'll find out.
     
    #3 Oski2005, Mar 30, 2004
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    Somebody should register and inform them that it has indeed spread to clutchfans.
     
    #4 Nomar, Mar 30, 2004
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    Link isn't working :(

    Rocket River
     
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    I was just reading that thread, got to page 5 when it quit working.

    Around page 4, someone said that the story was an urban legend, repeated over the years. Nothing on Snopes about it, however.
     
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    so what was the story?
     
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    Some dude met a girl at a party, both were very drunk, they went back to her place, then while she was giving him head, he felt the urge to take a dump. He was able to hold it in, but both of them passed out 10 minutes later. When he awoke, he had **** all over himself in the bed. The girl was still asleep, laying naked with her butt towards him. So he proceeds to wipe some **** on the girl's butt, in the crack, and down her thighs. Then he left, hoping the girl would think she did it.
     
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    The story sounds a bit funnier since he's a steroid taking body builder. He said that it was a his cheat day, so he was eating a lot of food, but taking lots of metamusueal to help evacuate it as it were. Still, I don't think the steroid taking body builders message board is registering with you guys. We must find more stories, more stories forthwith.
     
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    There was a variation of this in Trainspotting.
     
    #13 deepellumrocket, Mar 30, 2004
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    so a female russian bodybuilder goes to her trainer to discuss weird changes to her body from all the steroids and hormones,
    "I'm starting to grow hair on my chest, i think its from all these drugs im taking.'
    the trainer asks, "well, how far does the hair go down?"

    She says, " All the way down to my balls. "

    also works for female golfers, WNBA etc. .
     
    #14 nyquil82, Mar 30, 2004
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    Um...yeah, I could have done without that explanation..
     
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    That's what he got in trouble for? That is BS. It's also hilarious, the David Copperfield. I need to try that one out.
     
    #16 Oski2005, Mar 30, 2004
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    are you sh!ttin' me?
     
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