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The first homosexual innuendo in Rockets broadcast history?

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by A-Train, Mar 19, 2002.

  1. A-Train

    A-Train Member

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    Did anybody hear Calvin start chuckling when Bill said "Moochie is one of the best backdoor men in the NBA" during the Clippers game?

    Steve and Cuttino probably aren't far behind (yes, that pun WAS intended :))
     
  2. Will

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    On the backdoor question, I put $50 on Moochie and $1,000 on Calvin.
     
  3. JayZ750

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    that was really funny. the second he said it, it just sounded really really wrong. calvin got a good laugh out of it.
     
  4. moomoo

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    No, there are plenty of other sexual, if not homosexual, references whenever a player is referred to as being "so long."

    "Darius Miles is tough to play against, he's so long..."

    :p
     
  5. RunninRaven

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    Not to mention Steve and Cat's excellent penetration abilities.
     
  6. outlaw

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    I always laugh when Bill always says a player "needs a blow" when he's tired and needs to be substituted for.
     
  7. moestavern19

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    Maybe You all are homosexuals too.
     
  8. DonKnutts

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    Hubie Brown used to unintentionally make funny remarks when paired with Dick Stockton in the broadcast booth.

    At least twice a game, Hubie'd go: "That's verrry big. Verrry big Dick."
     
  9. Roc Paint

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    I think most players would rather go to the hole, than take shots from the outside. ;)
     
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    Unless the shot rolls around the rim.
     
  11. finalsbound

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    Bill & Calvin never cease to amaze me. ;)
     
  12. finalsbound

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    Francis right in between Davis and Clark...he take's it to the hole! Oh, man. Steve is pounding them with an inside presence! I've never seen a player more determined to drive it right in!
     
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    Francis crosses over, thought about the shot from outside for a second then takes it strong to the hole, and he scores!! The crowd goes wild!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  14. finalsbound

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    hehe...


    I love this thread... :D
     
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    lol u guys r hilarious.
     
  16. cato13

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    straight from the Houston Chronicle..........


    "They do a real, real, real good job, and they're long," Tomjanovich said. "Vlade's long. (Scot) Pollard's bigger than you think because he's so proportioned."
     
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    HE ... COULD ... GO ... ALL ... THE .... WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  18. Samurai Jack

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    Steve loves to brag about Cat’s smooth stroke..... not to mention

    his ability to shoot in the clutch. :eek:
     
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  19. Samurai Jack

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    It seemed like a normal day at Westside, Rudy started by lining them up for practice.

    Everyone was excited because it was Moochie’s turn , one by one they drove to the hole, one after another they pounded him on the inside.

    Rudy told everyone to finish up and get their shots off before Moochie passed out from exhaustion.

    Rudy , looking disappointed, remembered Willis hadn’t had his turn. Moochie’s rows automatically busted into a fro at the sight of Willis, Everyone was amazed at his size, he was huge……

    ( I can’t finish this story, anyone feel free :D )

    ( man, I have way to much free time at work )
     
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  20. Roc Paint

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    I think Cato needs to learn how to take a good pounding inside. Personaly, I sometimes would like to spank his face.
     

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