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The "F" Word (A Joke)

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by RocketMan Tex, Nov 16, 2004.

  1. RocketMan Tex

    RocketMan Tex Member

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    Got this in the email today and felt compelled to share.......


    When is the "F" Word Acceptable?


    There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use. They are as follows:



    11. "What the **** do you mean we're sinking?"

    -- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912


    10. "What the **** was that?"

    -- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945


    9. "Where did all those ****ing Indians come from?"

    -- Custer, 1877


    8. "Any ****ing idiot could understand that."

    -- Einstein, 1938


    7. "It does so ****ing look like her!"

    -- Picasso, 1926


    6. "How the **** did you work that out?"

    -- Pythagoras, 126 BC


    5. "You want WHAT on the ****ing ceiling?"

    -- Michelangelo, 1566


    4. "Where the **** are we?"

    -- Amelia Earhart, 1937


    3. "Scattered ****ing showers, my ass!"

    -- Noah, 4314 BC


    2. "Aw c'mon. Who the **** is going to find out?"

    -- Bill Clinton, 1999



    and finally (drum roll please...................)



    1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this ****ing mad."

    -- Sadaam Hussein, 2003
     
  2. rrj_gamz

    rrj_gamz Member

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    This is hilarious....:D
     
  3. Phillyrocket

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    "***** cow!"

    -- Mrs. O'Leary, Chicago 1871
     
  4. SWTsig

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    "I f*cking hate the jazz."
    - after game 6 loss
     
  5. RocketMan Tex

    RocketMan Tex Member

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    "I f*cking hate the Jazz"
    ---what RMT says every morning when he wakes up!

    :D
     
  6. pradaxpimp

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    when the f*** did u become steve francis and go third person:D
     
  7. RocketMan Tex

    RocketMan Tex Member

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    Poetic license, my brother, poetic license!:D
     
  8. SwoLy-D

    SwoLy-D Member

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    WHAT??? You mean I have to get CABLE to watch the ROX on my HDTV??? ****.
     
  9. SmeggySmeg

    SmeggySmeg Member

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    there's a f word song isn't there
     
  10. Uprising

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    I have heard something like that, that really isn't a song but wrather a speech from a guy with an accent and classical music in the background.
     
  11. Isabel

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    what kind of f***ing song is that?!?
     
  12. Austin70

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    "We are winning 35-3, what the f*ck are the Bills gonna do about that?"


    Jack Pardee, January 3rd, 1992
     
  13. macalu

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    "F***ing b****."

    ---Kenneth Lay, 2002
     
  14. SaFe

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    I think this is what you guys are talking about.
     
  15. Rockets2K

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    "They F***in posed for who???"

    --McDonald's CEO
     
  16. Lil Pun

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    What the **** is wrong with my computer?

    -Me
     
  17. SmeggySmeg

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    That is the guy and the words, but there must be a different mix that i have heard that is faster, that has dancey sort of backing music.... nevertheless Fing good fun
     
  18. AroundTheWorld

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    Do you mean **** it by Eamon?
     
  19. Saint Louis

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    Who the f**k put chocolate in my peanut butter?
     
  20. arno_ed

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    i think they do. We have had 4 different versions of that song in holland.
    1 original
    2 A woman singing her side fo hte story
    3 A dutch version
    4 A trance version

    and i didn't like the song:mad:
     

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