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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by the futants, Mar 30, 2010.

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  1. the futants

    the futants Member

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    WARNING: If you are sensitive or easily offended, do not enter the following domain. Enjoy.

    http://www.landoverbaptist.net/

    The information presented here is Biblically accurate. Opinions concerning the technical difficulties, fitness requirements, safety, and ratings of self-crucifixion, flagellation, stoning, destroying enemies of GOD utterly, without mercy, and other activities inherent in Christianity are subjective and may differ from yours or others' opinions; therefore be warned that you must exercise your own judgment as to the difficulty and your ability to safely protect yourself from the inherent risks and dangers. Do not use the information provided on this site unless you are a True Christian ™ who understands and accepts the risks of participating in these activities. Landover Baptist Church makes reasonable efforts to include accurate and up to date information on this website, errors or omissions sometimes occur, therefore the information contained on here is provided "as is" and without warranties of any kind either expressed or implied. Viewing, reading, or any other use of the information contained within this web site is purely the voluntary will of the viewer or user. You, 'the viewer' or 'user' shall not hold the publisher, owner, authors or other contributors of The Jesus Experience responsible for any incidents related directly or indirectly to the Experience. Landover Baptist Church, et. al., assumes no liability or responsibility for your actions.
     
  2. ItsMyFault

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  3. BrieflySpeaking

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    gays are not born that way!
     
  4. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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    Hours and hours of free comic entertainment! Thanks!
     
  6. the futants

    the futants Member

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    You're welcome. Make sure you mouse-over all the little icons under the individual poster's avatars. Oh, my...soooo good.
     
  7. Qball

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    Wow this can't be real lol.
     
  8. Severe Rockets Fan

    Severe Rockets Fan Takin it one stage at a time...

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    I like this one...
    "We accept the Truth of the Bible over the findings of science. When the findings of science conflict with the teachings of Scripture, we will reject the findings of science every time. "

    Hard core man!!!
     
  9. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum

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    God....trademarks his followers?

    *crisis of faith*
     
  10. LonghornFan

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    the futants Member

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    In the "Do Goths Deserve to Get Raped?" thread...

    "I don't think anyone deserves to be raped. But these are whores and sluts. By definition, they can't be raped. "
     
  12. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum

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    I sure am glad I'm not a Ex-Masterbator :grin:
     
  14. LonghornFan

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    Straight for Jesus (Backdoor Christians) is a GOLD mine!

    [​IMG]
     
  15. leroy

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    That's what SHE said. :eek:
    That's what SHE said! :grin:
     
  17. Cowboy_Bebop

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    This can't be all real. I'm pretty sure there are imposters posting on there playing in on the jokes on the hardcore r****ds at that forum. I mean some of the posts on there are almost like making fun of the others like this one:

    "You should at LEAST have a jar of Vaseline nearby in the case that you can't fend them off.

    Just saying.

    ALWAYS BE PREPARED.


    HELL IS NIGH!!!! "

    I mean this can't be real talking. If not I guessed these idiots are inbred.

    URGENT ! QUEERS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD ! WHAT SHOULD I DO ??
     
  18. Depressio

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    Aww, this sounded like some time-wasting fun, but:

    This Websense category is filtered: Traditional Religions.
     
  19. Cowboy_Bebop

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    LOL! ok that styrofoamcups guy was banned. I guessed he's one of the imposter on there poking fun of these idiots. I guessed anyone with this avatar [​IMG] are banned.
     
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    That's unreal, but there are quite a few jokesters. I still don't know if I should laugh or shake my head at the level of ignorance in that forum.
     

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