i actually really do feel like sending it...its quite funny and appropriate. --- Dear Dumbass, I just wanted to let you know that you have completely ****ed up my life. If you knew **** from shinola you would be dangerous. I have decided to pretend that I am adopted because you have manipulated me one too many times. I have frequently looked the other way, which makes me a doormat. This time you have thrown the baby out with the bathwater. I have never shirked my responsibility to tell you that you are sucking the life out of me. You would be so much better off if you would just lay off of the self diagnosis. You must be obsessive-compulsive. You are a MONSTER! It is time for you to look in the mirror (though I can see why you wouldn\'t). Let this also serve as notice that all future visits have been cancelled as I would rather claw out my eyes than see you. Piss off you total psycho, ME PS: Please do not reply back, the subject is CLOSED. I need time to find a new therapist. ----
