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The Church of Dwight Howard

Discussion in 'NBA Dish' started by Shroopy2, Dec 3, 2007.

  1. Shroopy2

    Shroopy2 Member

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    Dwight Howard doesn't go dunking... Dwight Howard GOES KILLING
    When Dwight Howard jumps for a dunk, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
    Tay Zonday gave Chocolate Rain...Dwight Howard gives Chocolate PAIN
    "Space Jam" was a future project saved for Dwight Howard. They only let Jordan be in it.
    If at first you don't succeed, you're not Dwight Howard
     
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    Yao has 250 million on his back, China found a new route to cross the Mongolian borders.....
    If yao even goes grocery shopping, that'll be on the front cover of the Beijing press....
    So win or lose in basketball, he already got the global iconic impact locked down already.....

    Dec 19th, will wait an see what the truth is....
     
  3. TrailerMonkey

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    Way to completely miss the point there.... :rolleyes:
     
  4. kungfueurotrash

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    You didn't catch my sarcasm????
     
  5. A-Train

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    Yes, that's definitely what NBA dish needed, not just another Dwight Howard thread, but a Dwight Howard thread with recycled Chuck Norris jokes...
     
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    HHHAHAAA, I know right!!!
     
  7. TrailerMonkey

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    Excuse me, but they were originally Vin Diesel jokes and *then* Chuck Norris jokes. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
     
  8. A-Train

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    Oh no, please no more rolleyes!! I bow down to your supreme rolleyes awesomeness!

    :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
     
  9. Shroopy2

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    Competition? Dwight Howard decides the gender of Yao's firstborn, let alone decides if there's a contest to be had...








    (note: I know the newbness level of this thread is wretched and lockable. a topic posted in here about the ASG dunk contest that was a "cleverly disguised" Dwight Howard thread put it past the point for me...
    ...also a couple of those are orginal and NOT recycled :D okay, carry on as normal or Master Lock this ho)
     
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  10. max14

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    Did I just bump into ANOTHER Dwright Howard thread :confused: :confused: :confused:
     
  11. pchan

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    so dwight howard's is officially the next amare stoudamire?
     
  12. steddinotayto

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    Howard's actually likable and plays D whereas Amare doesn't know what D is and is pretty unlikable in my books.
     
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    Did anyone see that block of Monta Ellis? Sweeeeet! Nobody else in the NBA could have made Ellis look that foolish.
     
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    Pretty boring video...until that naked lady at the 2min 35sec mark. Who is she? She is SEXY!
     
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    Yay rrrrrright
     
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    Is this the same Howard who had NINE tutnovers last night?Or are we only talking about the howard who had 23 rebounds or are we talking about the Howard who took only 10 shots?
     
  18. Shroopy2

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    We're talking about Dwight Howard
    who along with having rims raised for him beyond human limit
    wishes that he dunk from the free throw line to increase his %




    *starting to really tank here with lameness like that.... I did forget about the Amare lovefest of 2 years back*
     
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    Dwight Howard snagging boards at a high rate:
    We need YAO to be more like THAT

    Amare #1, with his fierce straight to the basket attack:
    We need YAO to be more like THAT

    Dwight and Amare with freakish athleticism and "poster" dunks":
    We need YAO to be more like THAT

    Dwight's shooting form and touch from 10 feet out...:
    (uuh, who needs that) YAO should emulate his way

    Amare playing in a system that inflates his stats at center, who'd be a power forward on any other team..:
    .... YAO should be more like THAT. Forget what he actually is.

    This cleverly disguised Yao thread isnt saying he's the best, nor might it belong in here. I love a rivalry, especially at the center position where size matters. Or Dwight's "Magic" legs matter. Just saying...how come Zydrunas Ilgauskas or Eddie Curry don't get slammed for being what they're not?
     
  20. spydermex

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    Dwight Howard = dominique Wilkins he can dunk as much as he wants to nu he'll probably never get a ring, sorry, I'd take tim or yao over him
     

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