This is too easy! "I like my lines about this big." ------------------ 'Deeds, not words, shall speak me.'
"Hello, my name is George. In my right hand I am holding a magic potion that will make me twelve feet tall - I will become invincimable!. Then I can go kick all the other world leaders's asses. I bought it for 1 million dollars from a man standing on the street corner in New Orleans. I think it will be worth it. I wish daddy was here to see me grow big and strong." ------------------ Big A, little a bouncing B, The System might have got you, but it won't get me.
"Upon completing the presidential survey, I've concluded that GOP senators tally wackers are about this long. Now for the Democrats, Karen, could you hand me that yardstick?" ------------------ "He was under more balls than a midget hooker."-Bobby Hill visit www.swirve.com, coming January 20th, the top 10 films of 2000! and, http://www.geocities.com/clutch34_2000 for great Rocket insight by some of your fellow BBS posters!
When asked to name something that floats in water, President Bush simply replied, "Very small rocks!" ------------------ "Of course, everything looks bad if you remember it!" Homer Simpson
deleted ------------------ I don't cry when my dog runs away I don't get angry at the bills I have to pay I don't get angry when my mom smokes pot hits the bottle and goes back to the rock f%ck&n fightin it's all the same live with louie dog's the only way to stay sane let the lovin' let the lovin' come back to me [This message has been edited by Summer Song Giver (edited January 24, 2001).]
"Bread! Apples! Very small rocks! Cider! Uhhh gravy! Cherries! Mud! Churches! Lead!" "A duck!" "Ooohh" ------------------ Behad Sergeant at Arms of the Clutch BBS Asking the question: What is more dangerous, an AK-47 or a scooter?
There was only about this much pollution in the skies over Houston before I became governor. ------------------ Me fail English? That's unpossible.
"People keep on saying that I have no brain. Well, I do have a brain. And it's about this big" ------------------ "Blues is a Healer" --John Lee Hooker
"Why should we give a rat's ass about the Japanians? Japan's only this small..." ------------------ Jazzkiller
Bush : Do you wanna see my Bob Dole impersonation? ------------------ I don't cry when my dog runs away I don't get angry at the bills I have to pay I don't get angry when my mom smokes pot hits the bottle and goes back to the rock f%ck&n fightin it's all the same live with louie dog's the only way to stay sane let the lovin' let the lovin' come back to me [This message has been edited by Summer Song Giver (edited January 24, 2001).]
Originally posted by Behad: "Who are you who is so wise in the ways of science?" ------------------ "Salt Lake City, Utah. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villany." --Olaju-Won Kenobi, to young jedi Steve (Fran)'chiseWalker
Japanians? ------------------ When we tire of well-worn ways, we seek for new. This restless craving in the souls of men spurs them to climb, and to seek the mountain view. -- Ella Wheeler Wilcox
"I do about ten shots of Jack Daniels each day. So I'm gonna need some presidential Shot glasses, about yeah big. Make that my number one priority. Bump Education down a notch and get me those shot glasses!" ------------------ humble, but hungry.
"How did I defeat Gore? Three words: Vulcan Death Grip" ------------------ NOTHING BUT .NET CLUTCHCITY.NET
"I'm crushing you, I'm crushing you, you little reporters. I'm crushing you with my fingers." ...reference to some Candian Comedy show way back in the day.... ------------------ humble, but hungry.
PSJ, That was Vacant Lot, wasn't it? I used to love that show. ------------------ I am Jack's utter lack of surprise. www.clutchtown.com
