...is not downtown on Thanksgiving Day. The best parade in the city is at Central Market. Yes, that's right, Central Market at Westheimer and Weslayan. How so, you ask? On a sunny day, during the work week, go there for lunch, purchase your lunch, and then grab a table outside, have a seat, and begin to eat. Then watch the parade of hotties go by. Big ones, small ones, all colors, shapes and sizes. And all hotties. Un-f*cking-believable. A good friend and I have made a habit of doing this once every couple of weeks. He's married, and he can't help but sit there in astonishment each time we go. I love this city! Fantastic!