When I was cooped up with my SO and we would be at Target or whatever big store her possessive heart desired to be in; I would be going nuts in the recesses of my brain with all the scorching hotties parading around. Literally, it was painful not being able to scope out babes with her catching me and neutering me in the car once she got her chance. I mean, i know every guy says..."Hey lover, I only got eyes for you!" but in our most honest moments....we all know we dont mean it....I mean, its in our blood since we were cavemen to look at other women as potential carriers of our babies, get it? haha...anyway, i think i developed a strategy not to get caught by then previous SO and now that i go to stores just to babe watch. Its like taking a long quick slurp and not a slow gulp when it comes to looking at beautys. I mean, not make it obvious is what I mean....take it all in in like a mirror of five seconds before she feels the heat from your eyes, ya feel me? That and pretend to be shopping for something for your mom or sister while in the girl clothes department..with like a confused look on your face in case she zaps a look at you. How do you fellas do it?
i drive a 10 year old cobra, have dirk hair and wash my dick in a sink. lusually i dont check girls out, they check me out. only the WHITE girls though.
Well not anymore but i mean, are you gonna be oogling a chick with all your eye force as shes picking out a bra??? what you want to get slapped or escorted out the store by beefy security guards?????
You need to develop really good peripheral vision. Anyway on a related note its not like women don't check out other guys too. Personally I would have a hard time staying with a woman who expected me to not occasionally look at other women. I think that is an unrealistic expectation and one that is likely to indicate other problems.
also, what the heck, she could be hot and in her 40s but with a buncha kids ripping at her pants for candy or some stuff?? you really wanna go talk to the milf knowing you dont know if she is latched up with a fella? come on, you guys know what i am saying is that correct? sheesh, people are so dense sometimes!!
The OP doesn't get a "guy's night out?" Seriously? That's when you check out the chicks, dude. My significant other and I allow each other that freedom. Understood is that we're just having fun with our friends, and if some checking out happens at the same time, who cares?
Why assume..it makes you look like a donkey. Maybe i know about guys night out...or whatever...who cares is right..I meant, when you are with your wifey...Mrs.Deckard...you think she will think that you are having fun when you try checking out the fun bags of some other women at Krogers? No! Thats why there is an art...point and say..."hey mrs. deckard...check it out, dog food on sale!" then take in with your eyes what you couldnt have before. get it?
that thread was so long I didn't read it all, but I got the general idea of what went down... I didn't remember if that was really him or not. I actually thought this thread was started by him at first.
Oh, I got it. I also have no problem discreetly checking out chicks at Target, or Best Buy, or the mall, or wherever I go with my significant other (I never go to Walmart). All that's needed is some experience, as it's not a difficult art to master. While not a donkey, if I were, I'd be doing this at you!
haha ok, just checking, i guess i just recently mastered it cause i used to get elbowed alot. And whats wrong with Walmart? u too high class for it? :/
the scenery at your typical wal-mart is like the DMV, mass of unappealing humanity the targets in the nicer locations have nice scenery
