The Annoying People Tournament

Bracket A

1) Karl Malone / John Stockton / Utah Jazz
no explanaition needed

9) TV Chefs (Emeril Lagasse, Wolfgang Puck, etc.)
Do not know the view so this one was easy

5) Michael Jackson
i hate michael jackson

4) Ashlee Simpson
do not have much problems with hilary duff.

11) Judge Judy
Fran drescher is cool

3) Paris Hilton
i have never seen american idol(the dutch idols jury is pretty anyoing)

7) Dr. Phil
why do people even listen to this man.???

15) Spongebob Squarepants
I hate sponge bob.

Bracket B

1) Carlo$ Beltran / Scott Boras
sorry do not know these people

8) Bill O’Reily
have no problem with michael moore.

5) Carrot Top
do not know the other person

4) Wannabe Punk/Pop Bands (My Chemical Romance, Yellowcard, etc.)
13) Barbara Streisand

6) New York Yankees / George Steinbrenner
do not dislike celine dion

3) Britney Spears
14) The Cast of "Friends"

7) National play-by-play announcers (instead of Bill & Calvin)
they are worse

2) NBA Refs (think HOU vs. SEA 1st matchup this season)
do not know richard simmons

Bracket C

1) Scottie Pippen
no question

9) Jay Leno
jay leno is cool

5) Martha Stewart
she is just anyoing

4) Jar-Jar Binks (most hated "Star Wars" character)
no explanation needed

11) Justin Timberlake
I do not like this guy

3) Stephen A. Smith (ESPN analyst)
clear

7) "American Idol" host Ryan Seacrest
do not know any of these

2) Barry Bonds


Bracket D


16) "Fear Factor" host Joe Rogan

8) Attorneys with TV ads (Jim Adler, Roni Deutch, etc.)

5) Anakin Skywalker (Episode I & II version)

4) Boy Bands (Backstreet Boys, N’Sync, etc.)

6) William Hung (loser American Idol contestant - "She Bangs")

3) Chad Ford (ESPN columnist)

7) Ridiculous trade proposal thread-starters

2) Dan Miceli

 

I can't pick anybody in this thing because I find them ALL annoying!

 

Bracket A
1) Karl Malone / John Stockton / Utah Jazz
8) The Cast of "The View" (Star Jones, Barbara Walters, etc.)
5) Michael Jackson
4) Ashlee Simpson
6) Fran Drescher
14) American Idol Judges (Simon Cowell, Paula Abdul, & Randy Jackson)
7) Dr. Phil
15) Spongebob Squarepants

Bracket B
16) William Shatner (Priceline.com spokesperson)
8) Bill O’Reily
5) Carrot Top
13) Barbara Streisand
6) New York Yankees / George Steinbrenner
3) Britney Spears
10) Jim Gray (sideline reporter for TNT)
15) Richard Simmons (workout guru)

Bracket C
16) Harry Potter
8) David Letterman
3)Martha Stewart
4) Jar-Jar Binks (most hated "Star Wars" character)
11) Justin Timberlake
14) The Cast of "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy"
7) "American Idol" host Ryan Seacrest
2) Barry Bonds

Bracket D
1) Steve Francis
9) Telemarketers
5) Anakin Skywalker (Episode I & II version)
13) Anna Nicole Smith
11) Clay Aiken (dorky American Idol loser )
14) Carson Daly
7) Ridiculous trade proposal thread-starters
2) Dan Miceli

 

Bracket A
1) Karl Malone / John Stockton / Utah Jazz
these were always fun to hate

8) The Cast of "The View" (Star Jones, Barbara Walters, etc.)
I cannot, cannot stand that show. I don't even like to come across it flipping channels. And they're marketing it to "women"? Maybe I should just turn in my woman card then.

5) Michael Jackson
what a waste of a great talent

13) Lindsay Lohan
I really wanted to vote for both her and Ashlee. But, since I can't, I figured Ashlee would get enough votes from elsewhere. I'm also sick of hearing all you guys talk about Lohan. Isn't she kind of a slut anyway?

6) Fran Drescher
that voice

3) Paris Hilton
at least the American Idol judges have some talent at something

10) Howard Stern
what a jerk. I cannot say that enough.

2) Eddie Griffin (Former Rocket)
we didn't trade three good draft picks for Spongebob


Bracket B

1) Carlo$ Beltran / Scott Boras
sure (for rea$on stated above)

9) Michael Moore
This is another one where I really wanted to vote for both of their bloated egos. But, since I can't, I'll pick the one who seems to distort the facts more. Don't like either, though.

5) Carrot Top
why was he ever popular?

13) Barbara Streisand
and why was she ever popular? Even the voice isn't that great, IMO, and comes out through her nose. I could actually stand her in "Meet the Fockers", but that was about it. Her real life personality seems irritating.

11) Celine Dion
Her relationship with her older manager husband and the test tube babies creeps me out.

14) The Cast of "Friends"
Britney's more amusing than annoying. Friends, on the other hand... the stupidest, most shallow representation of our generation. Sadly, it lives on in reruns.

7) National play-by-play announcers (instead of Bill & Calvin)
sure, why not

15) Richard Simmons (workout guru)
just too irritating


Bracket C

1) Scottie Pippen
Quitten

8) David Letterman
Never understood why he was supposed to be that much better than Leno.

5) Martha Stewart
though I actually feel kind of bad for her after she's had to serve time and everything. I shouldn't. It actually helped her popularity.

4) Jar-Jar Binks (most hated "Star Wars" character)
Courtney is one messed up chick, but at least she didn't ruin one of my favorite series of movies. Someone should have put that annoying thing out of its misery in the first five minutes it was on.

11) Justin Timberlake
I thought it was a girl at first singing some of those songs. I think he and I have the same range.

14) The Cast of "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy"
come on, straight guys. You don't need a queer eye. We like you the way you are.

7) "American Idol" host Ryan Seacrest
I hate the whole concept of American Idol, at least the way it's being done.

2) Barry Bonds
cheater

Bracket D

16) "Fear Factor" host Joe Rogan
sure, I guess. Though I'm glad Francis isn't our problem anymore, no reason to hate like that...

9) Telemarketers
At least the attorneys don't bother me personally at home.

5) Anakin Skywalker (Episode I & II version)
a total disgrace. Even without Jar Jar, this would have ruined it.

13) Anna Nicole Smith
Though it's fun to make fun of her... I can't vote for boy bands because I kind of have a soft spot for them.

11) Clay Aiken (dorky American Idol loser )
Not sure why the girls all like him so much. (Would he like them back anyway? ) I guess he just doesn't do it for me.

14) Carson Daly

7) Ridiculous trade proposal thread-starters
this is why I don't usually read those threads anymore

15) Mainstream rappers (50 Cent, Lil Jon, etc.)
usually overrated

wow... that was fun... I didn't have time to be writing it though...

 

Bracket A

1) Karl Malone / John Stockton / Utah Jazz

9) TV Chefs (Emeril Lagasse, Wolfgang Puck, etc.)

5) Michael Jackson

4) Ashlee Simpson

6) Fran Drescher

14) American Idol Judges (Simon Cowell, Paula Abdul, & Randy Jackson)

10) Howard Stern

15) Spongebob Squarepants


Bracket B

1) Carlo$ Beltran / Scott Boras

9) Michael Moore

5) Carrot Top

13) Barbara Streisand

11) Celine Dion

14) The Cast of "Friends"

7) National play-by-play announcers (instead of Bill & Calvin)

2) NBA Refs (think HOU vs. SEA 1st matchup this season)


Bracket C

1) Scottie Pippen

9) Jay Leno

5) Martha Stewart

13) Courtney Love (broke up Nirvana)

11) Justin Timberlake

3) Stephen A. Smith (ESPN analyst)

7) "American Idol" host Ryan Seacrest

2) Barry Bonds

Bracket D

16) "Fear Factor" host Joe Rogan

9) Telemarketers

5) Anakin Skywalker (Episode I & II version)

13) Anna Nicole Smith

6) William Hung (loser American Idol contestant - "She Bangs")

3) Chad Ford (ESPN columnist)

7) Ridiculous trade proposal thread-starters

15) Mainstream rappers (50 Cent, Lil Jon, etc.)

 

What? No love for Gilbert Gottfried???

 

Just declare Karl Malone the winner now and save the BBS some bandwith.

 

In that case, where the kufc is MICHAEL JORDAN and his QUITTING WAYS? As another poster said it, "I piss on your brackets..."

OK, then...
Bracket A
1) Karl Malone / John Stockton / Utah Jazz
8) Karl Malone / John Stockton / Utah Jazz (upset!)
5) Karl Malone / John Stockton / Utah Jazz
4) Karl Malone / John Stockton / Utah Jazz
11) Karl Malone / John Stockton / Utah Jazz
3) Karl Malone / John Stockton / Utah Jazz
7) Karl Malone / John Stockton / Utah Jazz
15) Karl Malone / John Stockton / Utah Jazz
Bracket B
16) Karl Malone / John Stockton / Utah Jazz (upset)
9) Karl Malone / John Stockton / Utah Jazz (close fight)
5) Karl Malone / John Stockton / Utah Jazz
13) Karl Malone / John Stockton / Utah Jazz
6) Karl Malone / John Stockton / Utah Jazz
14) Karl Malone / John Stockton / Utah Jazz (over time)
10) Karl Malone / John Stockton / Utah Jazz
2) Karl Malone / John Stockton / Utah Jazz
Bracket C
1) Karl Malone / John Stockton / Utah Jazz
8) Karl Malone / John Stockton / Utah Jazz (late night romp)
5) Karl Malone / John Stockton / Utah Jazz (decorators)
13) Karl Malone / John Stockton / Utah Jazz
6) Karl Malone / John Stockton / Utah Jazz
3) Karl Malone / John Stockton / Utah Jazz
7) Karl Malone / John Stockton / Utah Jazz
2) Karl Malone / John Stockton / Utah Jazz (Steroids game)
Bracket D
16) Karl Malone / John Stockton / Utah Jazz (big time FearFactor upset)
8) Karl Malone / John Stockton / Utah Jazz
12) Karl Malone / John Stockton / Utah Jazz ("free our minds... 1995... oki doki...)
13) Karl Malone / John Stockton / Utah Jazz (lost a lot of weight)
11) Karl Malone / John Stockton / Utah Jazz (not even close. Who doesn't want to be HUNG?)
3) Karl Malone / John Stockton / Utah Jazz
7) Karl Malone / John Stockton / Utah Jazz (Steroids)
15) Karl Malone / John Stockton / Utah Jazz

 

Bracket A

1) Karl Malone / John Stockton / Utah Jazz


8) The Cast of "The View" (Star Jones, Barbara Walters, etc.)
9) TV Chefs (Emeril Lagasse, Wolfgang Puck, etc.)
Draw. Never seen any of these shows.

5) Michael Jackson


4) Ashlee Simpson
Should be a top seed. She's my winner.


11) Judge Judy


14) American Idol Judges (Simon Cowell, Paula Abdul, & Randy Jackson)
Paris is annoying, but she's still hot.


7) Dr. Phil


2) Eddie Griffin (Former Rocket)


Bracket B

1) Carlo$ Beltran / Scott Boras


8) Bill O’Reily
9) Michael Moore
Draw. These two boobs should be top seeds.


12) Richard Justice (Houston Chronicle columnist)


13) Barbara Streisand


11) Celine Dion


14) The Cast of "Friends"
Hate that show. I've always hated that show.

7) National play-by-play announcers (instead of Bill & Calvin)



15) Richard Simmons (workout guru)


Bracket C

16) Harry Potter
Pippen is irrelevant

9) Jay Leno
Letterman ain't what he used to be but Leno has always blown chunks.

5) Martha Stewart

4) Jar-Jar Binks (most hated "Star Wars" character)

11) Justin Timberlake
Durst is totally irrelevant

3) Stephen A. Smith (ESPN analyst)


7) "American Idol" host Ryan Seacrest

2) Barry Bonds


Bracket D

1) Steve Francis

8) Attorneys with TV ads (Jim Adler, Roni Deutch, etc.)

12) Keanu Reeves

13) Anna Nicole Smith

11) Clay Aiken (dorky American Idol loser )
Another top seed candidate. I hope he dies.

14) Carson Daly

10) Jose Canseco

15) Mainstream rappers

 

Bracket A

1) Karl Malone / John Stockton / Utah Jazz


8) The Cast of "The View" (Star Jones, Barbara Walters, etc.)


5) Michael Jackson


4) Ashlee Simpson


6) Fran Drescher


3) Paris Hilton


7) Dr. Phil


2) Eddie Griffin (Former Rocket)



Bracket B

1) Carlo$ Beltran / Scott Boras



9) Michael Moore

5) Carrot Top



13) Barbara Streisand

6) New York Yankees / George Steinbrenner


3) Britney Spears



10) Jim Grey (sideline reporter for TNT)


15) Richard Simmons (workout guru)


Bracket C

1) Scottie Pippen


8) David Letterman



12) Don King (boxing promoter)

4) Jar-Jar Binks (most hated "Star Wars" character)


6) Fred Durst


3) Stephen A. Smith (ESPN analyst)


7) "American Idol" host Ryan Seacrest


2) Barry Bonds



Bracket D

1) Steve Francis



9) Telemarketers

5) Anakin Skywalker (Episode I & II version)



13) Anna Nicole Smith


11) Clay Aiken (dorky American Idol loser )

3) Chad Ford (ESPN columnist)



10) Jose Canseco

2) Dan Miceli

 

Bracket A

1) Karl Malone / John Stockton / Utah Jazz
8) The Cast of "The View" (Star Jones, Barbara Walters, etc.)
5) Michael Jackson
4) Ashlee Simpson
6) Fran Drescher
3) Paris Hilton
7) Dr. Phil
15) Spongebob Squarepants

Bracket B

1) Carlo$ Beltran / Scott Boras
8) Bill O’Reily
12) Richard Justice (Houston Chronicle columnist)
13) Barbara Streisand
6) New York Yankees / George Steinbrenner
3) Britney Spears
10) Jim Grey (sideline reporter for TNT)
2) NBA Refs (think HOU vs. SEA 1st matchup this season)

Bracket C

16) Harry Potter
9) Jay Leno
5) Martha Stewart
13) Courtney Love (broke up Nirvana)
6) Fred Durst
3) Stephen A. Smith (ESPN analyst)
7) "American Idol" host Ryan Seacrest
2) Barry Bonds

Bracket D

1) Steve Francis
9) Telemarketers
5) Anakin Skywalker (Episode I & II version)
13) Anna Nicole Smith
6) William Hung (loser American Idol contestant - "She Bangs")
3) Chad Ford (ESPN columnist)
10) Jose Canseco
15) Mainstream rappers (50 Cent, Lil Jon, etc.)

 

Okay, rockets #1, I will take a stab at this:

Bracket A

1) Karl Malone / John Stockton / Utah Jazz - my most hated players/franchise in all of sports - nuff said. Thank God that MaMoan and Flopton retired ringless - chumps.
16) Joan Rivers

8) The Cast of "The View" (Star Jones, Barbara Walters, etc.) - any show with that fat hog Star Jones is going to be annoying.
9) TV Chefs (Emeril Lagasse, Wolfgang Puck, etc.)

5) Michael Jackson
12) Axl Rose (broke up Guns N Roses) - this is like voting against someone who is mentally challenged...MJ has problems but I wouldn't say he is annoying just disturbed. I would actually like G n R A LOT if it wasn't for that assclown Rose (sorry coma).

4) Ashlee Simpson - I think it is safe to say that this will be your winner.
13) Lindsay Lohan

6) Fran Drescher - only because of her laugh.
11) Judge Judy

3) Paris Hilton - no talent crack w****
14) American Idol Judges (Simon Cowell, Paula Abdul, & Randy Jackson)

7) Dr. Phil
10) Howard Stern - tossed a coin here.

2) Eddie Griffin (Former Rocket)
15) Spongebob Squarepants - I hate Eddie Griffin A LOT but I don't find him annoying like I do with this stupid cartoon character.


Bracket B

1) Carlo$ Beltran / Scott Boras - left a playoff team to go to a downtrodden one in the Mets
16) William Shatner (Priceline.com spokesperson)

8) Bill O’Reily
9) Michael Moore - if I make some comments here, this thread probably gets moved to D&D. Let's just say I find him HIGHLY annoying.

5) Carrot Top - Ugh...enuff said.
12) Richard Justice (Houston Chronicle columnist)

4) Wannabe Punk/Pop Bands (My Chemical Romance, Yellowcard, etc.) - never heard of them but if they are Nickelback clones then oh yeah, you better BELIEVE annoying.
13) Barbara Streisand

6) New York Yankees / George Steinbrenner - Although I was the biggest Celine fan at one time, she has become very annoying of late. Yet, there is no way I cannot vote for the MFYs and SiaS here.
11) Celine Dion

3) Britney Spears - is she ever going to go away?
14) The Cast of "Friends"

7) National play-by-play announcers (instead of Bill & Calvin)
10) Jim Grey (sideline reporter for TNT) - I cannot stand this little vermin.

2) NBA Refs (think HOU vs. SEA 1st matchup this season) - Richard Simmons is too comical to be labelled annoying.
15) Richard Simmons (workout guru)


Bracket C

1) Scottie Pippen - if your nickname is Quitten, then there is really not much more to say.
16) Harry Potter

8) David Letterman
9) Jay Leno - get some plastic surgery to fix your chin, lantern jaw.

5) Martha Stewart
12) Don King (boxing promoter) - get a haircut, thug.

4) Jar-Jar Binks (most hated "Star Wars" character) - George Lucas needed to be punished for quite some time for dreaming up this hair-brained loser.
13) Courtney Love (broke up Nirvana)

6) Fred Durst - the ultimate assclown.
11) Justin Timberlake

3) Stephen A. Smith (ESPN analyst) - Screaming A, the most pseudointellect sports broadcaster/journalist in the biz today - everything that is wrong with ESPN.
14) The Cast of "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy"

7) "American Idol" host Ryan Seacrest
10) Stuart Scott (ESPN anchor) - BOO-YAH

2) Barry Bonds
15) Terrel Owens - I hate Bonds a lot but Owens makes my stomach physically sick.


Bracket D

1) Steve Francis - I'm a hata, I admit it.
16) "Fear Factor" host Joe Rogan

8) Attorneys with TV ads (Jim Adler, Roni Deutch, etc.)
9) Telemarketers - I loathe these people more than I do cockroaches. Quit calling me at 8 ****ing o'clock at night!!!

5) Anakin Skywalker (Episode I & II version) - You can't vote against someone who gave us the gem of a line, "I AM AN FBI AGENT!!" delivered in a monotone voice.
12) Keanu Reeves

4) Boy Bands (Backstreet Boys, N’Sync, etc.) - Anna Nicole is like MJ, she is not annoying, just crazy.
13) Anna Nicole Smith

6) William Hung (loser American Idol contestant - "She Bangs")
11) Clay Aiken (dorky American Idol loser ) - someone who thinks they are 100 times more famous than they really are - dork.

3) Chad Ford (ESPN columnist) - just look at his picture and tell me that he is not annoying.
14) Carson Daly

7) Ridiculous trade proposal thread-starters
10) Jose Canseco - real life attention w****

2) Dan Miceli
15) Mainstream rappers (50 Cent, Lil Jon, etc.) - ugh again.

 

Bracket A

1) Karl Malone / John Stockton / Utah Jazz

8) The Cast of "The View" (Star Jones, Barbara Walters, etc.)

5) Michael Jackson

4) Ashlee Simpson

6) Fran Drescher

14) American Idol Judges (Simon Cowell, Paula Abdul, & Randy Jackson)

7) Dr. Phil

15) Spongebob Squarepants


Bracket B

1) Carlo$ Beltran / Scott Boras

8) Bill O�Reily

12) Richard Justice (Houston Chronicle columnist)

13) Barbara Streisand

11) Celine Dion

3) Britney Spears

7) National play-by-play announcers (instead of Bill & Calvin)

15) Richard Simmons (workout guru)


Bracket C

1) Scottie Pippen

8) David Letterman

12) Don King (boxing promoter)

4) Jar-Jar Binks (most hated "Star Wars" character)

6) Fred Durst

3) Stephen A. Smith (ESPN analyst)

10) Stuart Scott (ESPN anchor)

2) Barry Bonds


Bracket D

1) Steve Francis

9) Telemarketers

12) Keanu Reeves

13) Anna Nicole Smith

11) Clay Aiken (dorky American Idol loser )

14) Carson Daly

7) Ridiculous trade proposal thread-starters

2) Dan Miceli

 

Bracket A

1) Karl Malone / John Stockton / Utah Jazz *****************
16) Joan Rivers

8) The Cast of "The View" (Star Jones, Barbara Walters, etc.) ********
9) TV Chefs (Emeril Lagasse, Wolfgang Puck, etc.)

5) Michael Jackson **********************
12) Axl Rose (broke up Guns N Roses)

4) Ashlee Simpson *********************
13) Lindsay Lohan

6) Fran Drescher
11) Judge Judy *************

3) Paris Hilton ***************
14) American Idol Judges (Simon Cowell, Paula Abdul, & Randy Jackson)

7) Dr. Phil ********************
10) Howard Stern

2) Eddie Griffin (Former Rocket) ******************
15) Spongebob Squarepants


Bracket B

1) Carlo$ Beltran / Scott Boras *******************
16) William Shatner (Priceline.com spokesperson)

8) Bill O’Reily ****************
9) Michael Moore

5) Carrot Top
12) Richard Justice (Houston Chronicle columnist) *************

4) Wannabe Punk/Pop Bands (My Chemical Romance, Yellowcard, etc.) *********************
13) Barbara Streisand

6) New York Yankees / George Steinbrenner
11) Celine Dion *****************

3) Britney Spears ******************
14) The Cast of "Friends"

7) National play-by-play announcers (instead of Bill & Calvin) **********
10) Jim Grey (sideline reporter for TNT)

2) NBA Refs (think HOU vs. SEA 1st matchup this season) ***********
15) Richard Simmons (workout guru)


Bracket C

1) Scottie Pippen **************
16) Harry Potter

8) David Letterman
9) Jay Leno ****************

5) Martha Stewart
12) Don King (boxing promoter) *******************

4) Jar-Jar Binks (most hated "Star Wars" character) *************
13) Courtney Love (broke up Nirvana)

6) Fred Durst *******************
11) Justin Timberlake

3) Stephen A. Smith (ESPN analyst) ******************
14) The Cast of "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy"

7) "American Idol" host Ryan Seacrest
10) Stuart Scott (ESPN anchor) ******************

2) Barry Bonds ********************
15) Terrel Owens


Bracket D

1) Steve Francis *****************
16) "Fear Factor" host Joe Rogan

8) Attorneys with TV ads (Jim Adler, Roni Deutch, etc.)
9) Telemarketers ******************

5) Anakin Skywalker (Episode I & II version) ******************
12) Keanu Reeves

4) Boy Bands (Backstreet Boys, N’Sync, etc.) ***************
13) Anna Nicole Smith

6) William Hung (loser American Idol contestant - "She Bangs")
11) Clay Aiken (dorky American Idol loser ) *****************

3) Chad Ford (ESPN columnist) ********************
14) Carson Daly

7) Ridiculous trade proposal thread-starters *****************
10) Jose Canseco

2) Dan Miceli *******************
15) Mainstream rappers (50 Cent, Lil Jon, etc.)