With the addition of Courtney Lee, the en vogue trait for basketball players on the Rockets is "Character". We all know Yao has tons of good character, Shane Battier has long been the NBA's ambassador of character. When the team drafted Patrick Patterson we all heard he was a player of very high character. Now that the Rockets have traded for Courtney Lee we have heard that he has very high character... almost Shane Battier like. C - Yao Ming the International Man of Character PF - Patrick Patterson the Rookie Character SF - Shane Battier the Ambassador of Character SG - Courtney Lee the Ambassador of Character Prodigy PG - ? Now the Rockets only need a point guard in order to put the all Character team on the court! But who? This is such a long off season!
Yes, the Rockets do need another type of character on their team. They need a "I wish one of your guys had children so I could kick them in their ******* head or stomp on their testicles so you could feel my pain because that's the pain I have waking up every day."-kind of player.
AB wears a red bowtie. Red bowtie. Didn't he wear a monocle once also? Maybe it was Battier. Anyway, red bow tie = character
Lebron James, Chris Paul, Kobe Bryant, Carlos Boozer, Kevin Garnett. Men of Character but only if they play on the Rockets.
My goodness, now you're telling me that all our players are humans, and have character? We are going to destroy people with our existence. Then apologize.
