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The 15 Most Outrageous Claims in Pop Music History

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  1. Faos

    Faos Member

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    Great list. You must click on the link to really appreciate the reasoning behind the list.

    http://www.cracked.com/print.php?sid=1857


    15 Most Outrageous Claims in Pop Music History


    15 "We can do it till we both wake up." - Color Me Badd,

    14 "Gap teeth in ya mouth so my d!ck's gots to fit / With my nuts on ya tonsils" - Dr. Dre followed by Snoop Dogg

    13 (tie) "Every freak should have a picture of my d!ck on they wall." -
    Rich Boy featuring Polow Da Don

    13 (tie) "My paragraph alone is worth five mics. A 12-song LP, that's 36 mics." - Redman

    12 "There's an old man sitting next to me making love to his tonic and gin."
    Billy Joel

    11 "I believe I can fly...I think about it every night and day." -R. Kelly

    10 (tie) "Everyone is gay." - Nirvana

    10 (tie) "Get me on the courts and I'm trouble, last week messed around and got a triple-double." - Ice Cube

    9 "Everything I do, I do it for you." - Bryan Adams

    8 "They want to give her seven years for being sad." - Red Hot Chili Peppers

    7 "I got blood on my hands and there's no remorse, I got blood on my d!ck cuz I f-d a corpse." - DMX

    6 "Smack it up flip it, rub it down. Oh nooooooooooo! The girl is gonna do me." - Bel Biv DeVoe

    5 "I can double my density from 360 degrees to 720 instantly." - Canibus

    4 "Face-to-face and back-to-back, you see and feel my sex attack." Billy Idol

    3 "I hit the skins...for the smell of it." - Ot-Wane Love-her Roberts with Salt-N-Pepa

    2 "You gave me all your pu$$y" - Nate Dogg

    1 "I eat more chicken than any man ever seen." - The Doors' Jim Morrison
     
  2. Lil Pun

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    They got this wrong on the website. They were not referring to a gap in Eazy-E's mouth but they were referring to Luke.
     
  3. Faos

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    You're right...good call!
     
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    16. "This is why I'm hot." :rolleyes:
     
  5. Lil Pun

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    Yeah but thanks for pointing out this list. Those are really funny, especially the Ice Cube reference. :D
     
  6. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    18. "We can count" - Cracked.com
     
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    shockingly, the majority of these "claims" are from "hip hop" or the like...
     
  8. DonkeyMagic

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    nothing from UGK's 'P**sy got me dizzy'?

    "when i was on top i couldnt smell it.
    but from the back i had to enhale it ..
    and could tell it wasnt clean.

    I told her "hold up. I cant cope"
    you aught to douche with some scope...
    dont bother go get you some soap"

    or pimpc's line

    " i was in love like a mother-f**ka, lick'n the pearl tongue"
     
  9. RocketMan Tex

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    Ummm, Jim Morrison stole #1 from Willie Dixon, who wrote "Back Door Man", and Howlin' Wolf, who recorded the original version of the song.

    Goddamned crakkity-crack-crack-crackers!

    :D
     
  10. rimbaud

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    "Mr. Mojo Rising!" always had his mojo workin'.
     
  11. pgabriel

    pgabriel Educated Negro

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    I still play that DMX song sometimes and that line always trips me out.
     
  12. A-Train

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    C'mon! They can put "d!ck" and "pu$$y", but they can't work in a "fμcked" :D
     
  13. across110thstreet

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    you aint cause you're not...

    well Duh!
     
  14. Poloshirtbandit

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    How about Pimp C's "I'm so bad I can suck my own dck"
     

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