The 12 Awesomest Video Games of 2010

KingLeoric · Jun 25, 2009

http://www.cracked.com/article_15662_12-awesomest-games-2010.html

Very interesting article!

Fyreball · Jun 25, 2009

Killchain sounds like a video game version of the Final Destination movies......pretty awesome.

Uprising · Jun 25, 2009

LOL, the comments are funny. People are pissed because they made them up.

World War Omega would be sweet. Too bad it's all fake.

Drexlerfan22 · Jun 25, 2009

I love the real war simulation game. So hilarious...

Killchain could work really well, for real, if anyone wanted to put up with the PR nightmare of releasing it.

Hard Cell and H vs. Z would be awesome as well.

Tom Bombadillo · Jun 26, 2009

Dang, They really need a sword game to come out for the Wii...

Why have they not made this yet?

aghast · Jun 26, 2009

The accompanying article on "SNAFU," the ultimate war simulation, rises to the level of genius (article NSFW: language):

I want a war sim ...

1. ... where I spend two hours pushing across a map to destroy a "nuclear missile silo," only to find out after the fact that it was just a missile-themed orphanage.

I want little celebrities to show up on the scene and do interviews over video of charred teddy bears, decrying my unilateral attack. I want congressional hearings demanding answers to these atrocities.

2. On the very next level I want to lose half of my units because another "orphanage" turned out to be an enemy ambush site. I want another round of hearings asking why I didn't level that orphanage as soon as I saw it, including tearful testimony from a slain soldier's daughter who is now, ironically, an orphan.
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5. I want that Public Support Meter to rise and fall according to Troops Lost, Length of Conflict, Innocents Killed and Whether or Not There is Anything Else On TV That Week. I want to lose 200 public-support points because, in a war where 8,000 units have been lost, one of my Mutalisks happened to be caught on video accidentally eating one clergyman. Then, later, my destruction of an entire enemy city will go unnoticed because the Nude Zero-Gravity Futureball championship went into overtime....

14. I want fat, left-wing documentarians carefully editing the only the most incriminating footage, countered only by low-IQ country music singers crooning my praises while in American flag-colored cowboy hats.
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