Just when you start to think that his lame chinese attempts and stupid radio shack commercials are annoying, shaq breaks out with another classic line. "This from Lakers C Shaquille O'Neal, when asked about the Nets acquiring C Dikembe Mutombo as an answer to him: "There is no answer to the Pythagorean theorem. Well, there is an answer, but by the time you figure it out, I got 40 points, 10 rebounds, and then we're planning for the parade." " http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/columns/20021007/insidedishrocketswilltes.html No answer for the phythagorean theorem eh? That's ok Shaq daddy, Drew Gooden didn't think there was an answer either. Somewhere Drew is scratching his head sayin "I don't get it. What's the problem?" Lovely.
That reminds me of that quote of his when he was on Team USA. They asked him if he'd been to the Parthenon yet and he said no, he hadn't been to the clubs yet.
