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That John Kerry is a laugh riot!

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout: Debate & Discussion' started by Faos, Oct 20, 2008.

  1. Faos

    Faos Member

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    You never know what those funny liberals will say next!! Stay classy, dems!!

    http://blogs.abcnews.com/politicalpunch/2008/10/obama-backing-s.html

    Obama-Backing Senator Makes Crack About McCain Wearing Adult Diapers

    October 20, 2008 2:59 PM

    At a business summit on energy, Politickerma.com reports, a prominent supporter of Sen. Barack Obama, D-Mass., made a crack about Sen. John McCain's age.

    "These are the exciting last two week moments of the presidential campaign," said Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass., today in Cambridge, Mass. "So it's a very special time. I can't wait for it to be over. I am so tired of the press' silly questions that they ask along the way. And cable television which reduces everything to stupidity - the lowest common denominator of conflict."

    "I don't know if any of you know what it's like. I do, obviously," Kerry told the crowd. "I've been asked all of those brilliant questions that were repeated this year...Barack got asked the famous boxers or briefs question. I was tempted to say commando...

    "Then they asked McCain and McCain said, ‘Depends,'" Kerry said.

    -- jpt
     
  2. vlaurelio

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    lighten up! it was a JOKE!
     
  3. KingCheetah

    KingCheetah Atomic Playboy
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    Kerry was saying that McCain may wear boxers or briefs -- it just depends on the situation.
     
  4. mc mark

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    THIS IS EXCELLENT NEWS FOR JOHN MCCAIN!
     
  5. Bandwagoner

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    jokes about a person's race, age, sex or religion should be outlawed

    -pgabs
     
  6. CBrownFanClub

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    When they asked John Kerry the boxers or briefs questions and he said "well, let me tell you the story about this because it is interesting and, I think, points to a real choice facing the American People that could have an impact on future generations, the environment, George Bush, congress and OPEC. First, you consider the ramifications of having support versus freedom - in any context, those two things are at odds, and we are at a proper vantage point to address the question when you first answer that questions. Will briefs make us free enough? Will boxers offer the security we need when we face 21st century challenges? The failed policies of this administration are manifest, and should be obvious to the most casual observer of...."

    snooze. no jokes kerry, please avoid microphones.
     
  7. DaDakota

    DaDakota Balance wins
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    Depends...LOL.....

    He is 72 years old with a wacko as a running mate...

    DD
     
  8. Invisible Fan

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    Republicans called him French once.

    I'm surprised Kerry didn't sue.
     
  9. Rashmon

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    "Barack Obama said today that he is going to fight for votes in all 50 states. Yeah. That's what he said. Meanwhile, John McCain said he's going to fight for votes in all 13 colonies." --Conan O'Brien
     
  10. DonnyMost

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    That was my first impression too.

    But he should have known it was a double entendre.
     
  11. BetterThanEver

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    How unoriginal. That's such an old joke. Kerry is awful.
     
  12. CometsWin

    CometsWin Breaker Breaker One Nine

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    Kerry should have probably just gone Karl Rove on him instead... trash his patriotism for being against the new GI Bill because it would hurt re-enlistments, call him a bigot for juxtaposing being a good man and not an Arab, and then call him a fraud for pretending his tax plan does a damn thing for the middle class. Now THAT would have been new thread worthy.
     
  13. Nice Rollin

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    kill him! terrorist!



    stay classy republicans.......except those probably werent jokes
     
  14. BetterThanEver

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    Here is an interesting find when I searched for boxers briefs mccain.

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  15. Faos

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    I guess Kerry has to do something to stay relevant. Gore has cornered the market on the environment already.
     
  16. Two Sandwiches

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    I didn't know John Kerry had that much of a personality...
     
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    I didn't need that visual of mccain. What does cindy wear =) ?
     
  18. pmac

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    LOL, even funnier coming from the guy that thinks calling someone a N***er isn't rasict.
     
  19. Malcolm

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    Actually Kerry is not the only one who said that joke. When ask that question McCain did respond with depends. Its an easy joke quick you are reaching for a reason to be upset.
     
  20. rimrocker

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    If McCain wanted to run against Kerry, he should have run 4 years ago... but he was too busy considering whether to be Kerry's running mate.
     

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