http://voorn.tripod.com/schools.html Being a college student in Texas, I found this pretty funny and somewhat accurate...except for my SHSU, which sounds way off to me. Have a look...funny stuff.
Perfect, but they left out this: The ones who live on campus spend all day getting drunk, stoned, or usually both at the same time.
They forgot to mention that my Eagles were only the second team in NCAA history to go to a bowl game witha losing record.....Caw-Caw!! Caw-Caw!!....toukey-toukey! And who was the other team you ask?--SMU!!
That thing has been around for yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrssssssss.. and yeah, I'm a Cougar. Eat my ass.
Really? I resemble that remark!! Man, this hits a little too close to home for me. Except, they left out the part about all the frat guys trying to crash our "band nerd" parties after their lame parties died down.
No no no. The UT one sucks. I'll write one: --- My school looks down upon the poor. Our campus police doesn't know what rape is and gets off on harrassing minorities. If you're not driving under the influence on weekends, you're not normal. Girls Gone Wild is every weekend on Sixth Street. Got Shiner? We live and die with football. Major Applewhite is God. Everyone hates Chris Simms. We love to talk **** cause We're Texas. I am a Longhorn.
Yep, and surprisingly enough, I'm not drunk right now. Taub 307 here. This floor sucks, aside from the occasional bit of tomfoolery.
That's the damn truth too! Sheeeit. Major and Vincent are/were waaayyyy better, and maybe even Chance is better too. I still have yet to make up my mind. He seems better at least - definitely more likeable. Stupid Jester Dorm was built by some dude that also designed a prison. No wonder I spent as little time in there as possible.... Who the heck wants to run down 14 flights of stairs during a fire drill once a month? Is this some sort of dorm training camp? Lemme know when the real emergency is. The adrenaline will get me down the stairs quick enough - or I'll burn alive....
One time the fire alarm went off at 4 AM in the morning. We were freezing our asses off in the parking lot for 15-20 minutes until they could turn it off. Turns out it was a false alarm and the alarm only went off on the first 3 floors of Jester West so everyone in Jester except us were warm sleeping in their beds. We got an apology in our mailbox. Bastards
