Let's put together a Texans drinking game for this season. I propose: 1 sip of beer when the Texans run on 1st down and pick up less than 4 yards. 1 sip of beer when the Texans fail to convert on 3rd down. 1 sip of beer each time Carr is hurried. 2 sips of beer for every off-sides penalty. 3 sips of beer for each time Carr is hit, yet not sacked. 1 shot of whiskey for every sack Carr takes. 2 shots of whiskey for every turnover. 3 shots of whiskey for each time Carr has to be helped off the field. I like Shiner beer and Woodford whiskey. How about ya'll? Some of you will criticize this post as being entirely negative, but I think it'll help the season go by much quicker.
1 sip of beer every time they throw a short pass 3 sips of beer every time they run on 3rd and long 3 shots of Whiskey everytime they go 3 and out With these you'll be drunk before the half
Obviously, somebody is extremely optimistic and believe's the Texans will improve drastically over week 1.
I think i'll just shoot myself. Then at least the bleeding will eventually have to stop. And it probably won't last for 60 minutes either with lame excuses by Capers and Casserly at the end. I think alot of people here will be doing alot more grilling on Saturdays this year.
