The evidence adds up... this is a farce to be reckoned with and B-Bob and his minions are primed to continue their quadratical agenda... ____________ At New York's Kennedy airport today, an individual, later discovered to be a public school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, and a calculator. Attorney General John Ashcroft believes the man is a member of the notorious "Al-Gebra movement. He will be charged with carrying Weapons of Math instruction. Al-Gebra is a very fearsome cult, indeed, they desire average solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on a tangent in a search of absolute value. They consist of quite shadowy figures, with names like "x" and "y", although they are frequently referred to as "unknowns." We know they really belong to a common denominator and are part of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the great Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, there are 3 sides to every angle and if God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, then He would have given us more fingers and toes. I am extremely grateful that our government has given us a sine that it is intent on protracting us from these math-dogs who are so willing to disintegrate us with calculus disregard. These statistical sadists love to inflict plane on every sphere of influence. Under the circumferences, it's time we differentiated their root, made our point, and drew the line. These weapons of math instruction have the potential to decimal everything in their math on a scalene never before seen, unless we become exponents of a Higher Power and begin to factor-in random facts of vertex. As our Great Leader would say, "Read my ellipse." Here is one principle there is uncertainty of --- though they continue to multiply, their days are numbered and the hypotenuse will soon tighten around their necks.
My lawyer has asked me not to speak publicly, but praise Euclid, I must. Euclid willing, we will crush the infidels. We will set their calculators of impurity and their computers of immorality aflame. See how they poison the world with their sloppy iterative techniques. See how the great satan uses Monte Carlo methods to defile the beautiful symmetries and solutions given to us by the great creator! We must be true to the great scriptures of Al-Gebra. We must treat the left side and the right side equally and with proper respect. Euclid be praised! X and Y be upon him!
On re-reading this comes off as a shot, which it isn't. I know that you know how funny I think you are,and this was a classic example as opposed to, say, my lame wig joke...
I seek to understand this hairpiece joke... I think I've forgotten a reference or two to previous threads or it just flies over my head anyway. Can you give me a hint?
