The Internet Is For p*rn lyrics KATE The internet is really really great TREKKIE MONSTER For p*rn KATE I’ve got a fast connection so i don’t have to wait TREKKIE For p*rn KATE Huh? There's always some new site, TREKKIE For p*rn! I browse all day and night TREKKIE For p*rn! KATE It's like i’m surfing at the speed of light TREKKIE For p*rn! KATE Trekkie! TREKKIE The internet is for p*rn KATE Trekkie! TREKKIE The internet is for p*rn, KATE What are you doing!? TREKKIE Why you think the net was born? p*rn p*rn p*rn KATE Treee—kkie! TREKKIE Oh hello kate monster KATE You are ruining my song TREKKIE Oh me sorry, me no mean to KATE Well if you wouldnt mind please being quiet for a minute so i can finish? TREKKIE Me no talkie KATE Good I’m glad we have this new technology TREKKIE For p*rn KATE Which gives us untold opportunity TREKKIE For por—oops, sorry KATE Right from you own desktop TREKKIE For --- KATE You can research browse and shop Until you’ve had enough and your ready to stop TREKKIE FOR p*rn!! KATE Trekkie! TREKKIE The internet is for p*rn! KATE Noooo TREKKIE The internet if for p*rn! KATE Trekkie TREKKIE Me up all night honking me horn to p*rn, p*rn, p*rn! KATE That’s gross you’re a pervert TREKKIE Ah, sticks and stones Kate monster KATE NO really, your a pervert Normal people don’t sit at home and look At p*rn on the internet TREKKIE Ohhhh? KATE What?! TREKKIE You have no idea Ready normal people? NORMAL PEOPLE Ready--- ready ----ready TREKKIE Let me hear it! TREKKIE AND GUYS The internet is for p*rn! PRINCETON Sorry kate TREKKIE AND GUYS The internet is for p*rn! PRINCETON I masturbate! TREKKIE AND GUYS All these guys unzip their flies For p*rn, p*rn, p*rn! KATE The internet is not for p*rn!! TREKKIE AND GUYS p*rn!, p*rn, P--- KATE HOLD ON A SECOND! Now i know for a fact that you, Rob, check your portfolio and trade stocks online ROB That’s correct. KATE And Brian, you buy things on Amazon.com BRIAN Sure! KATE And Gary, you keep selling your possesions on Ebay GARY Yes I do! KATE And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card PRINCETON True! TREKKIE Oh, but Kate- What you think he do . . .after? hmm? PRINCETON . .yeah KATE EEEWWWWW! TREKKIE AND GUYS The internet is for p*rn! KATE Gross! TREKKIE AND GUYS The internet is for p*rn! KATE I hate p*rn TREKKIE AND GUYS Grab your d*ck and double click KATE I hate you men! TREKKIE AND GUYS For p*rn, p*rn, p*rn! (harmonizing) p*rn, p*rn, p*rn, p*rn KATE I’m leaving! TREKKIE AND GUYS p*rn, p*rn, p*rn, p*rn p*rn, p*rn, p*rn, p*rn KATE I hate the internet! TREKKIE AND GUYS p*rn, p*rn, p*rn, p*rn TREKKIE The internet is for TREKKIE AND SOME The internet is for TREKKIE AND ALL The internet is for p*rn! TREKKIE YEAH
kinda trumps my "I was using AOL when it was version 2.5...on floppy disk!" old geezer computer story...
Vac Tubes 700 or so in this old 205 "Drum Drive" could hold about 5000 words.. Old 205 Console Funny how far we have come yet it never seems to be fast or small enough for us...
If I could take my dell to 1980 I could sell it for ten's of millions to us department fo defense back then.
