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Taylor: I'm Pregnant With Dirk's Baby

Discussion in 'NBA Dish' started by ItsMyFault, May 19, 2009.

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  1. ItsMyFault

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    http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/spt/stories/052009dnspocristal.1b49aeaa.html

    What a gold digger... LMAO
     
    #1 ItsMyFault, May 19, 2009
  2. moestavern19

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    So Dirk is avoiding contact?
     
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  3. BrooksBall

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    What if the kidd has a big head when it's born?
     
    #3 BrooksBall, May 19, 2009
  4. roslolian

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    "He's my only source of income"

    Damn that girl is really just a gold-digger. She's not even a hot and sexy gold-digger, she's a fugly gold-digger! Feel sorry for the baby though....the woman probably got pregnant on purpose to assure her ride on the gravy train.
     
    #4 roslolian, May 19, 2009
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    Dirk with the epic GERMAN fail.
     
    #5 KingCheetah, May 19, 2009
  6. roslolian

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    lol Kidd ain't tapping that. He probably think she's to fugly to beat-up anyway...
     
    #6 roslolian, May 19, 2009
  7. BrooksBall

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    OK, then what if the kid is constantly craving for chicken fingers and pulling his socks up really high?
     
    #7 BrooksBall, May 19, 2009
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    It's K-Mart's baby.
     
    #8 ThaShark316_28, May 19, 2009
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    not knowing what his girlfriend's name was, the first name that headline made me think of was tractor traylor. disturbing to say the least.
     
    #9 francis 4 prez, May 19, 2009
  10. BetterThanEver

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    What if the kid turns out to be half-chinese and is born 2'6" long and is real skinny?
     
    #10 BetterThanEver, May 19, 2009
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    and he likes airplanes..
     
    #11 Sajan, May 19, 2009
  12. BrooksBall

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    [​IMG]
     
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    Dirk has got some serious issues.
     
    #13 NafeesLACC, May 19, 2009
  14. BetterThanEver

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    Dirk should get a paternity test.

    If she has slept with multiple men, a true gold digger will name the richest man as the father.
     
    #14 BetterThanEver, May 19, 2009
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    No wonder Stack wanted out of Dallas. Dirk kept on giving him weird looks in the locker room.
     
    #15 worzel gummidge, May 19, 2009
  16. Noob Cake

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    Paternity test Dirk!

    1) If father, request complete custody with the biggest lawyering team in the history of America. Taylor is bound to have huge mounds of dirt. Former stripper, current scam artist must have a history of abuse or drug use.

    2) If not father, !@#$% slap w**** and tell her GTFO my life.
     
    #16 Noob Cake, May 19, 2009
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  18. StaticC4

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    Oh god, where's Maury when you need him :( .
     
    #18 StaticC4, May 19, 2009
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    2 words.

    Maury Povich.
     
    #19 aussie rocket, May 19, 2009
  20. Cannonball

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    I just found this picture of them making the baby.

    [​IMG]
     
    #20 Cannonball, May 20, 2009
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