Omegle Pretty simple, you chat w/ a random person. I tested it, it's a weird feeling. Just did small talk for a minute. The other person didn't say much. On a thing like this you probably get a high amount of trollage, which could be fun. I might try again some other time if I need to kill time.
Stranger: Hi You: hi You: i am robert You: you? Stranger: Your a robot? You: no You: are you a robot? Stranger: yes Stranger: no You: yes or no! Stranger: yes or no You: no Stranger: what? You: are you a robot? Stranger: What colour is a sun flower? You: yellow? You: what color is a cow? Stranger: Is that a question You: yes thats a question Stranger: what sort of cow? Stranger: I dont believe you are real You: what color is a black and white cow Stranger: this thig is stupid You: i dont believe you are real Stranger: yellow? You: yes, sun flower is yellow You: so, what's your name You: you still havent told me
Stranger: hello You: greetings You: we're glad you could join us Stranger: are you a real person or a bot/ You: it has been a long struggle, but we feel our mission is about to take place Stranger: ? You: I assure you I am not an android You: yet, we are not what you would call "human" Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hi You: greetings Stranger: Do you believe in the word of God? You: i believe in the word of Dog Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Let me ask you a question You: shoot Stranger: if you throw 4 r****ds into the hold of a ship travalling to Burma with a Burmese python in the hold,how many r****ds will live? You: Your question is very astute, and I will do my best to answer Stranger: Your information that's needed to answer You: What level of r****dation are we dealing with You: I mean are they completely nutso, limited motor skills... actually r****ded... or just kind of Forrest Gump-like, relatively low IQ type simpletons? Stranger: The snake ate before the trip and they're sailing from South Africa. The level of r****dation is OVER 9000,but that's irrevelent. Along the lines, of I am Sam Stranger: like 3 year old kids intellectually You: Right, next question... what type of space are they confined in? Like rough estimates of the hull's dimensions Stranger: Roughly the size of two tractor trailers along side each other,in lenght and diameter You: The Burmese python would seem to be a more docile creature... if I am correct they are more of a nocturnal snake... and although they are carnivorous, I do not think over the course of the next week he would resort to capturing one of the r****ds and eating it. Although it would be very interesting to see if the 4 r****ds would create harm to each other confined for so long. You: If said r****ds did make great physical harm to each other, the animal's natural instincts could kick in... especially if large amounts of blood become evident on any of the r****ds. Stranger: however,here's where I'm stuck,wouldn't the darkness of the hold make the snake think that it's night according to his perception and being to hunt due to that? Stranger: something else to consider,would the r****ds cause their own demise by agitating the snake? You: also, perhaps the darkness would also take an extreme psychological toll on the r****ds. Especially if they have the characteristics of 3 year olds... who are usually afraid of the dark. You: They would likely be in a state of extreme fear, which would alert and heighten their presence to the Python Stranger: I suspect this will all end in tragedy since everyone knows that the Burmese consider r****ds to be an exquiste dish You: But would Darwinism take its effect on one of the r****ds first? perhaps the weakest r****d would be keep the Python satisfied for the duration of the trip. Stranger: Maybe,what if it's only a skinny bugger Stranger: ? You: A python's diet is probably not one too large, perhaps mostly field mice and birds You: even a small sized human being would likely provide adequate food for upwards of a week Stranger: probably Stranger: what effect would the death of one of the r****d have on the rest of them? You: So to answer the original question, I think taking into account the psychological aspects of being stranded in a hull... this would take a terrible toll on the r****ds. They might even go crazy and kill each other and the snake would likely have either enough food to last for the remained of the journey, or even be killed itself out of fear by the r****ds. I think it is very likely that only 1 r****d would survive. Stranger: Well answered You: Hope I could help
Stranger: hi You: hi You: are you a elephant Stranger: no im a dwarf rabbit You: im a walrus You: so You: .. Stranger: shall we mate? You: yes You: ready when you are Stranger: could be interesting You: IT COULD You: IF YOU WOULD GO You: ****ER You: friend** Stranger: which bit goes where? You: well You: its up to you
had a chat with someone pretending to be 15/f/uk, forgot to log it Stranger: eyup You: hi Stranger: asl? You: 45/m/ca You: you? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: AUSTIN! You: San Francisco! Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: Hello Stranger: lewis from spain? You: yes that is me Stranger: prove it You: no habla espanol Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hola Stranger: hola You: bonjour Stranger: bojour You: I'm a mexican french Stranger: i'm irish japanese You: Where are you from Stranger: chicago Stranger: u? You: Houston Stranger: cool Stranger: are you really mexican french You: Rockets own the Bulls You: nope. I was joking. Stranger: well, i'm a spurs fan, so i don't really care You: ughhhhhhhhh
You: Hello You: Did you survive the Outbreak? Stranger: the pete sampras outbreak? You: One could say that Stranger: well then yeah You: They seem to have as much emotion as Sampras You: But the Infected have taken over my city center Stranger: yah You: The suburbs are good for essentials so far Stranger: no luck You: Do you know anybody who has been bitten? Stranger: might as well kill yourself You: Not so soon, I hear there's an Oasis You: overlooking Lake Travis You: in which there's an abundance of supplies Stranger: Oasis suck You: In normal times, I would have considered it an overpriced Chili's Stranger: yawn your boring mate You: but now, it's a refuge
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hello random stranger! Stranger: Hello! You: My penis knows karate! Stranger: Mine knows kung fu! You: HI-YA You: I want to fight your brother! Stranger: We should kiss. Stranger: I mean.. Stranger: wait, what? You: uh ... Stranger: ... Stranger: *ahem* You have disconnected.
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: yo yo yo You: howdy Stranger: are you a real person You: yes, indeed You: are you though? Stranger: what do you put in a toaster You: bread, bagels, english muffins You: no forks though
Stranger: Hi You: THEY BIT MY ****ING BRAIN AND NOW I CAN'T LICK THE SPOONS Your conversational partner has disconnected.
