Ok here is the Bloodninja pirate episode: http://bbs.clutchcity.net/php3/showthread.php?s=&threadid=61103&postid=951719 It is in the second post and the conversation with Sweet17
"Turn before tha wind, you slab-sided spawn 'o tha devil!" "But Capt'n Teach! Tha women in yur quarters... " "What of 'em, you walkin' bottle 'o pus!" "Tha stench, sir! They be fartin' somethin' terrible!" "You fool! Wenches don't fart. Bloody 'ell. "Capt'n, sir... tha men for'ard... they be turnin' green, sir!" "Chips! Bring me thy axe! Peg Leg! Take tha wheel. I'm givin' this fool a new part in 'is hair." "Chips 'as passed out, sir." "Aaarrgh!!!!"
My personal faves...heard it on the radio this morning: "Arrr...I must be huntin' treasure, 'cause I'm diggin' yer chest...Arr" "Arr...Is there an 'X' on the seat of your pants? Because it appears that there's wond'rous booty buried underneath!...Arr"