Actual CaptionTaliban Ambassador to Pakistan Mullah Abdul Salaam Zaeef(R) speaks at a news conference as an unidentified aid gestures behind him in the Pakistani capital Islamabad September 24, 2001. Mullah Zaeff, the Taliban's only voice outside Afghanistan, called for the people of the United States to convince their government not to attack the country. (Jerry Lampen/Reuters)
I knew I shouldn't have eaten those red peppers that I stole from that woman we executed for going to school.
Mullah Abdul Salaam Zaeef informing his Muslim neighbors of the Taliban's recent announcement: All Clerics with less than 5 hit points must now cover their mouths with their poo poo hand.
"In a new release for a video of Lynrd Skynrd's That Smell, this picture appears during the chorus of Eeeeewwww that smell..... .....can't you smell that smell The smell of death surrounds you!!!!!"
Oh, s*it. I think I'm going to move to Sweden... S*it, Osama's gone too far this time. "Osama! Where are you!?!" S*it. I think I need to sell my Pacific-West stock... S*it. He's lying and everybody knows it. Time to run... Is that a tank over there? Will I be safe in there? (pointing) What is that in the sky? (boom) With the exception of the last one, all of them start with "sh*t". They fu*ked up. They attacked the wrong country.
<center></center> <center><font size="-1"><i>"hip, hop the hiby to the hiby to the hip, hip hop..."</i></font></center> In an effort to prove that the Talaban is not completely unsympathetic to Western ways, the Talaban anounced the formation of the official Talaban sponsored rap group, The Old School Afghan G's, featuring the rhymes of Mullah-Z (seated) and the human beat-box, DJ Sir Praysalot (standing, left), here seen preforming Sugar Hill Gang classic "Rapper's Delight" The group intends to release the first two singles, entitled The Real Osamma bin-Shady, and a cover of the Ghetto Boys tune Damn it Feels Good to be a Gangsta followed by their CD, Streight outa Kabul on Death Row Records.
