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Taking a Pre-employment drug test....Need Help/Advice

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Rocketboi, Nov 6, 2012.

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  1. Rocketboi

    Rocketboi Member

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    Hey guys,

    this is my first time taking a drug test for a job, and i am obviously not clean. i have a friend who is willing to let me use his clean urine. my test is either tomorrow or thursday, i believe at lapcorp. Now my questions are

    1. How long does urine stay fresh for? Obviously the fresher the better, but what if i cant get it the day of the test?

    2. Should i keep at room tempature, body tempature or refrigerated?

    I would love to hear feedback on people that have done this before. What was your experience?


    I'm planning to use a clean 5 hour energy bottle to store the urine, and put it in my "gooch" for about 3 hours before the test.
     
    #1 Rocketboi, Nov 6, 2012
  2. HombreDeHierro

    HombreDeHierro Member

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    yo I got some synthetic I could sell you... cheaper than the headshop
     
    #2 HombreDeHierro, Nov 6, 2012
  3. Rocketboi

    Rocketboi Member

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    i swear i would, but i am broke as ****, hence me getting the job.
    but thanks for your offer bro, i appreciate it
     
    #3 Rocketboi, Nov 6, 2012
  4. Mr. Clutch

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    Say no to drugs.
     
    #4 Mr. Clutch, Nov 6, 2012
  5. Lil Pun

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    Isn't it illegal to try to do this?
     
    #5 Lil Pun, Nov 6, 2012
  6. HombreDeHierro

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    **** it I'll give you some. I'm feelin the generosity
     
    #6 HombreDeHierro, Nov 6, 2012
  7. thisiscaketown

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    Start drinking that water.
     
    #7 thisiscaketown, Nov 6, 2012
  8. bobrek

    bobrek Politics belong in the D & D

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    You didn't ask, but since you posted this for everyone to see, I'll go ahead...

    You are broke, you need a job, yet you apparently are able to spend money for the drugs that would prevent you from getting a job. Doesn't make sense.
     
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  9. Felixthecat

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    Use old Elmer's glue bottle not 5 hour energy bottle.
     
    #9 Felixthecat, Nov 6, 2012
  10. Rockets0515

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    Ya you need it to be body temp, so best route is to tape it to inside your leg and hope it gets warm enough...
     
    #10 Rockets0515, Nov 6, 2012
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    #11 nachbarFTW, Nov 6, 2012
  12. SuperBeeKay

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    depends on what drug?

    mj? just run alot and drink alot of water. ALOT. it doesnt last in your system like a month, like alot of websites tell you. More accurate at max 2 weeks, and at shortest like 2-3 days if you do the right things.
     
    #12 SuperBeeKay, Nov 6, 2012
  13. SwoLy-D

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    "Obviously"? Why "obviously"? Do you think we're mind readers?
    Construction companies or McDonald's don't ask for drug exams, do they? Work there until you're clean, sir. :eek: Don't do drugs.

    YES. It is. He is accepting guilt already and anyone who helps him is committing an offense against the law. :eek:
     
    #13 SwoLy-D, Nov 7, 2012
  14. bullardfan

    bullardfan なんでやねん

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    Stop taking drugs?
     
    #14 bullardfan, Nov 7, 2012
  15. astros99

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    Thank you.
     
    #15 astros99, Nov 7, 2012
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    Watch Entourage. If Vince can get out, so can you.
     
    #16 dmenacela, Nov 7, 2012
  17. Yonkers

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    Bring a bottle full of lemonade and then make the swap. They'll hire you simply because you pee lemonade.
     
    #17 Yonkers, Nov 7, 2012
  18. HombreDeHierro

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    i'm serious I can give you a fluid oz of synthetic fo free
     
    #18 HombreDeHierro, Nov 7, 2012
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    You can't pass an HIV test when you've got the AIDS.
     
    #19 KingCheetah, Nov 7, 2012
  20. FanOnGessner

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    Double bag the clean urine in 2 ziplock baggies and put in your pants down in the ol groin area so it stays body temperature and take into test place and dump in cup and flush baggies. Problem solved, worked for me about 6 years ago and I got a badass job at Sears when I was 16.
     
    #20 FanOnGessner, Nov 7, 2012
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