This is one of those topics that I can really only discuss with people on this board. Most of my acquaintences of real life don't want to hear my bathroom habits, whether good or bad, so I like to utilize this resource whenever possible. So... How many of you out there will take a dump at work? And if so, do you wait until everyone is out of the bathroom first? Personally, I will only do it if I am having stomach trouble and there is really no way to avoid it. I could probably count on one hand the number of times that has occurred, but I was wondering if most other people will follow that policy or if you have no problem blasting dookies amongst your coworkers. This came to mind because earlier I was in the bathroom shaking hands with the mayor when I hear a rustling in the stall next to me. I realized there was a guy in there and I tried to hurry so as to allow him the privacy of crapping in peace, but then I hear a pained grunt followed by sounds of ... unpleasantness. I realized that whoever this guy was, he had no problems whatsoever loosing his bowels with other people in earshot (and make no mistake, he had to know I was there). It blew me away. I suppose in some situations a work bathroom may be so busy you never get moments alone...I pity people in those work environments. Anyway, sound off everyone, I want to hear all the grisly details of your workplace dump practices. PS. The benefit of starting threads like this is that, even if it gets derailed, it really has nowhere to go but up.
I only use the handicapped stall and only when someone else isn't in there. I try to read at least one article in the magazine I'm reading or one chapter of the book I'm reading. Speaking of which, two cups of coffee and it's time to head that way...
somone took a **** on the stall at my work. my question is, HOW THE **** DO YOU STAND UP AND TAKE A ****, AND WHYYY edit: and it was in the womens bathroom...
Just get lots of fiber (2 bananas a day should do it) and your bathroom visits should be quick and silent.
I'm the same way, I only use the handicapped stalls and I always go to a different floor where there are far fewer people, my company takes up 4 floors in my building with 250+ people while other floors only have 20 or so people per floor.
I am glad that I am not the only one who wonders if they do or don't. http://bbs.clutchfans.net/showthread.php?t=99559
Dude, Austin, you want to hear something crazy? You started that other "work dump" thread ON MY BIRTHDAY.
The handicapped stall is overrated. Yes there is more space, but it also gets the most usage. I know they clean those things, but we're still talking dozens of people a day sitting on that thing, and not all of them are as cleanly as you'd like them to be. Give me the regular stall that gets probably a third of the traffic of the handicapped stall anyday.
Good advice. Water also plays an important role. I've heard of people who drink many diet colas or coffee throughout the day instead of water, and it will many times take >10 wipes to take care of the result. Water works wonders.
blah, i have no shame in taking one, I usually wait until the cleaning crew cleans the stalls at around 7-8ish.
I have no problems dropping the kids off at the pool with people around. But I get kind of shy when its time to wash my hands especially if I stunk up the whole washroom. J
I only do it if there is no one else in there. I once walked in to pee when there were two people taking a dump at the same time. It stunk really bad, I was going to walk out but it's hard to stop once you've started.
If I have to go, I go. I don't care who is around. I sure the hell am not going to hold it. Plus if you stink up the joint real good, you should have plenty of privacy.
LOL, just like clockwork. It seems like this thread is posted every couple of months. Intresting nonetheless. As for me, I am kind of a neat freak so I only take a dump at work as a last resort.
