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T-Mac article (ESPN pg.2)

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  1. noize

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    http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=nichols/050218

    By Rachel Nichols
    Page 2

    EDITOR'S NOTE: On occasion, we all need help. But where to turn? Fortunately, Rachel Nichols is here to bring us the special kind of advice that only the world's greatest athletes can dole out. Whether to take it ... well, that's up to you. Today's Ill-Advised expert: NBA All-Star Tracy McGrady.

    RACHEL: He's No. 1 in your programs, and, well, No. 1 in your hearts -- at least in the hearts of the 1,993,687 of you who voted him a starter in the NBA All-Star Game. But before Tracy McGrady can distribute the rock in Denver, we've got him handing out advice on Page 2.

    TRACY: Let's do it.

    RACHEL: OK, but you have to answer our regular opening question: What's the best advice anyone ever gave you?


    New team, same result: McGrady is starting in the All-Star Game.

    TRACY: Damn. Right out of the gate -- that's a tough one. I don't even know what I could say. I've gotten lots of good advice.

    RACHEL: But did you listen?

    TRACY: Sometimes. Sometimes you have to go out and learn things for yourself.

    RACHEL: True. Like defending a Jordan jumper. Or teaching a goat to roller skate. There is no substitute for experience. Still, I bet you can help some of our Page 2 faithful. Let's start with Jeff Stokes in New York. He writes, "I have a crazy collection of basketball sneakers, but I'm about to move in with my girl, and she says I have to get rid of some of them. She doesn't want to live with a dude who has more shoes than she does, and besides, the apartment is pretty small. How do I pick which ones to keep?"

    TRACY: Well, you have to keep the ones you play in. But you can put the rest aside, the smelly, the dingy ones. Just let them go.

    RACHEL: Good rule of thumb: If your shoes can crawl away on their own, it's time to let them run free. Still, a lot of guys I know are bigger shoe hogs than any of my girlfriends. You must have a few pairs in the collection you just can't part with.

    TRACY: You can't go wrong with just wearing all-white sneaks, and I've got a lot of those, but I don't wear basketball shoes out in the street. The only time I wear basketball shoes is when I'm playing.

    RACHEL: Important to keep work and play separate. Except adult-film stars. Then pretty much anything goes.

    Now this next one is a pretty big responsibility. Corey in Clearwater, Okla., writes, "I'm trying to decide who to name my unborn child after. It has to be a name that begins with a C, and we've narrowed it down to four names we like: Chike (as in Seattle Seahawks defensive end Chike Okeafor), Carmelo (as in Anthony), Corliss (as in Corliss Williamson), or Cuttino (as in Cuttino Mobley). My wife's favorite is Chike, but I think it sounds a little feminine. Any insight or suggestions?

    TRACY: I'm going to have to go with the wife on this one. I like Chike because it's unique. I don't know that one. I already know a Cuttino; I know a Carmelo.

    RACHEL: Well, sure, if we're going by your Rolodex, then we couldn't use Beyonce or Tyra either. Good thing it's going to be a boy. You're named Tracy -- did anyone ever tease you for having a girl's name?

    TRACY: Oh they still do. It's, "Tracy's a girl's name, Tracy's a girl's name." But by the end of the game, they're loving me. It's, "Tracy, you're my favorite player."

    continue...use link for pg.2
     
  2. Dr of Dunk

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    What in the hell did I just read? lol. :)
     
  3. MrRolo

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    lol................... thanks for the read.......... Oh how I can't wait for the games to come again...
     
  4. subtomic

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    I would never name a child Chike - it sounds like an ethnic slur.
     
  5. B-ball freak

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    You sure that was ESPN and not STUFF magazine?
     
  6. moligity

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    Maybe it was just me, but seemed like Rachel's adult film star comment was sort of random. I think she's horny. :D
     
  7. calurker

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    I can't believe page 2 wasn't posted. Funny stuff about strip clubs. :D

     
  8. forchette49

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    Yeah, we didn't get to see the wink she gave him in person when she asked him that... She's actually pretty hot though...:cool:
     
  9. The_Yoyo

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    TRACY: Oh, I don't do doughnuts. My rookie year, Marcus Camby and a couple of the other guys tried to get me to get them doughnuts, orange juice, papers, all that stuff. I told them I don't play that.

    did tracy just rat out marcus on smoking weed? hehe
     
  10. pirc1

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    Ok jpeg time.

    Mark
     
  11. droxford

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    What a ridiculous article. They get an all-star pro basketball player for an interview, and they ask him stupid questions like "what should I name my kid?" and "how much should I tip a stripper?"

    -- droxford
     
  12. Hippieloser

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    Somehow I didn't read it in that light... I must be getting old. :( ;)
     
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    All in the name of entertainment.
     
  14. Jeff

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    Rachel Nichols talking about pr0n. Yama hama.
     
  15. wafna

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    Is that a real interview? I was thinking it was ESPN's "Page 2," which is all made up, but I didn't see any disclaimers anywhere.
     
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    it sounds like two ethnic slurs had a drunken mating session in a cheap hotel and 9 months later: Chike!
     
  17. Fegwu

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    How so?

    And what is the meaning of ethnic slur or did you just make that phrase on the fly?
     
  18. moligity

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    From dictionary.com:

    ethnic slur

    n : a slur on someone's race or language
     
  19. Fegwu

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    Now this is funny..

     
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    Am I the only one who notices at the end of a Rachel Nichols report on Sportscenter how she says, "E.S.P.EM"?
     

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