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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Drewdog, May 9, 2001.

  1. Drewdog

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    It seems like everywhere I go around Austin and Houston (be it a bar, club, sporting event, restaurant, etc) the guy to girl ratio is like 5 to 1. When I do see good looking chicks, they are always with the biggest deuche bags(sp)I have ever seen in my life. My question is: Where do good looking, hell even cute girls hang out?? Do they never venture out of there houses/apartments??? When you do see a good looking or even a cute girl for that matter at a pool, club, bar, etc, they are surrounded by 5,000 dip sh#t guys, who are all buff and GQ and stuff. Where the hell do you meet a quality chick? And dont say through friends, because I have been down that road ......... And dont give me that "it just happens" BS

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  2. Band Geek Mobster

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    Go to a chatroom. The chicks that go there are always hot. Like right now I'm talking to this model chick that's been in Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition.

    She's always busy though with photo shoots that we haven't met yet, but thats understandable since she's a model. Someday we'll meet though, so yeah, go to the chatrooms, TONS of hot chicks there...

    Oh yeah, here's a picture of her...

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    Her name's Laetitia, pretty rad huh?

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  3. Dr of Dunk

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    I usually cruise the local Wal Mart.

    Hell, there's one open near you right now probably...

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  4. DEANBCURTIS

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    I think you should be asking Shaq that question.

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  5. gr8-1

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    That's my girl....she said she loved me.

    Drew, hang in there. IT really will happen. Just don't look for it to happen. I have a hard time asking girls out, and when I don't, I just believe it wasn't meant to be. Also, start working out if you don't already, it will help your confidence.


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  6. CriscoKidd

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    where are the good looking chicks?

    IMO, there are always purty ladies at the grocery store. the really good lookers are in college. [​IMG]

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  7. Band Geek Mobster

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    Man, not at U of H, I hardly ever see any hotties over here, maybe I should transfer...

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  8. rockHEAD

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    great sig, BGM.
    did you notice that it WASN'T really a pomeranian?
     
  9. rockHEAD

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    oh... another way to get chicks is to get a dog and walk it! Chicks love dogs.

    Dogs=Chick Magnet!

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  10. Drewdog

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    dude I thought about getting a dog....problem is I live in apartment, so that means I would have to get a small dog. Got any suggestions on small dogs that are still cool....and wont tarnish my masculinity??

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  11. CriscoKidd

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    go chiuahah dude.

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  12. mc mark

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    a beagle

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  13. DaDakota

    DaDakota Balance wins
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    Go to San Marcos.

    I turned down a scholarship to Rice to pay my way at SWT, just becasue there were more girls then guys.

    The student loans were a hassle, but the beaver was well worth it.

    DaDakota

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  14. Pole

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    DaDakota,

    If that's a true story, you are my hero.

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  15. DaDakota

    DaDakota Balance wins
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    Pole,

    Honest to god, true story.

    SWT was the best 7 years of my life.....Undergrad and Grad school.

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    The best way to meet the ladies is to meet them doing what you like to do...Now, if you want to meet strickly hot women you should come to Washington DC. We have a lot of hot business women. Which is what I like. High heels and short skirts. Yummy. New York City was very dissappointing to me. LA has a ton of blondes. No kidding. The women take care of themselves in LA. They work out and then die their hair blonde. Even a dork can strike gold if you drive a nice car.

    Overall, confidence is the key. You have to be willing to lose big in order to win big. That means striking out a lot...but who cares...you will never see them again anyway.

    I've accidentally asked women out that were engaged and married. I just wasn't paying attention. Also, married women will fool around because they don't get what they used to. For married women (which can be trouble if you ask me) try the golf clubhouse or the women working conference exhibit halls. But I"m not advocating that. You will always lose if looking for love.




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  17. Behad

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    I've had a hot looking chick in my bed every night for the last 15 years. You just got to know where to look.


    (You know, she reads this board occasionally, but I'l bet she never sees this post!)

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  18. rockHEAD

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    you may not want a dog if you live in an apartment... you may not want a dog at all if you can't spend a lot of quality time with them! (going to school)

    maybe you can borrow a friends dog?
    take it for a walk...

    dogs need lots of love and attention.
    it wouldn't be fair to the dog if you're not around much... then if you DO get a girlfriend, you REALLY may not have time for the 'ol pooch...

    good luck,
    rH

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  19. Rocketman95

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    Chicks dig guys and babies.

    So either go get some random girl pregnant, or kidnap a baby and take it to the park.

    Might also work if you have a neice or nephew.

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  20. gr8-1

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    It's hard to ask though. My friends say they
    ve been turned down tons of time, but don't care. I'm not sure my ego could take alot of "no's."

    Also, is it hard to ask a married woman to do a one night stand ?



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