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Swallow Toothpaste Achy Tummy

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by mazyar, Aug 2, 2009.

  1. mazyar

    mazyar Member

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    I accidently swallowed some toothpaste this morning. I remember as a kid I liked the taste of toothpaste. But what was I thinking? It's gross. Now my stomach is achy. I tried to drink some water right away, but the taste didn't go away. I've have a bagel for breakfast so far. The yucky taste is gone but my stomach still hurts. Are there any complications with swallowing toothpaste that I should be worried about? Like will it hurt coming out? Or does it eat away my stomach linings?
    Thanks,
    -the mazyar
     
  2. kaleidosky

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    trying a little hard to be mazyar? you gotta let it flow more naturally
     
  3. Medicine N Music

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    Most likely you'll be fine. I've know some people that swallowed toothpaste before, but none of them ever told me their stomach started hurting. Maybe you're just a little worried...?
     
  4. moestavern19

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    CLUTCHFANS MAD LIBS...






    Enjoy...
     
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  5. mazyar

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    The pressures to deliver consistently. Same pressures Michael Jackson felt when making records
     
  6. Medicine N Music

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    BTW, is this the guy that people on clutchfans make references to? I've seen his name in at least 20 or so references lol. Can somebody tell me the history of this and what exactly happened?
     
  7. Medicine N Music

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    haha that was great
     
  8. kaleidosky

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    don't give in to those pressures. at least not with the drugs and such
     
  9. ItsMyFault

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    You've done it again...

    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to moestavern19 again.

    Read this.

    http://bbs.clutchfans.net/showthread.php?t=162586
     
  10. leroy

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    Strangely, the possibilities are quite limited...when you consider the OP.
     
  11. ryan_98

    ryan_98 Contributing Member
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    the gayzar begins:

    http://bbs.clutchfans.net/showthread.php?t=162586&page=1
     
  12. Pete Chilcutt

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    You set yourself up man! LOL
     
  13. MoBalls

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    Dont swallow everything that goes into your mouth Mazyar. :rolleyes:
     
  14. leroy

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    Signed,

    MoBalls
     
  15. MoBalls

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    Yeah okay.
     
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    lol :D
     
  17. pippendagimp

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    this reverse psychologies aint gonna work mazyar.......clutchfans shall remain steadfast relentlisss in it's incessant berating of your lust for a thrust from a gender w/ no bust
     
  18. mazyar

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    You think so? Are you a real pharmacist? Do you remember how much toothpaste your other "patients" swallowed? 'Cause mine was about half a table spoon if I had to guess. Plus it was on an empty stomach.
     
  19. ItsMyFault

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    I think there's only one person that really berates Mazyar so much that it could possibly affect him in reality... and that's Moes...

    Oh, I see.. you said Clutchfans... Moes is Clutchfans.

    Just a quickie Mazyar, do you yourself enjoy how you get derailed by Moes every single time in a new thread you create? Please answer this question... don't be like Chow.
     
  20. shipwreck

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    This is one of those threads titles you see and can't click on fast enough. You immediately know what needs to be said, and kick yourself for not getting to it sooner. Moes owns us.
     

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