Best game of the year...broke 100 against the legendary NY defense...I'm creaming in my pants!! We need little reason to scream. Do climaxes have reason. Unlike TheFreak saying that us live fans should climax by ourselves in some sort of masturbatory masochism, we just need a nice Dream stroke to do It. Climax reason #1: That first Dream shake against Camby that I'm sure the Chat s.creamed about, let it be known that the Compacted center exploded in uproar. Best game for us fans all year. We roared. Seriously, all alliterations aside, we roared! Remember...only Knicks game in Houston of the year...We were surrouneded in the upper deck by some great NY fans. Those big ass black guys who I love so much for talking **** like Barkley's ass and all my champs in the Army. Talking **** is what it is all about. Not only did we roar, but our jab-ing NY bball lovers roared. Unbelievable. As rabid as they were for the NY'ers and talking smack about Mobley vs Sprewell and that sweet Houston jumper, they...you gotta luv it...they did the Pharoah bow down to your master motion at that Dream shake. Fans love this game. Real sunshine asses can climax to anything, anywhere. It was a virtual orgy in the upper prom after that first Dream shake. Climax reason #2: The very next possession. The we-all-remember show-Robinson-the-ball-for-his-jock-strap shake. Unbelievable! The Dream! Everyone is on their feet now, and it is mid 3rd quarter. It wasn't over, yet. Climax reason #3: The race to 100. Dream was keeping NY at bay. And our glorious guards were working us at a continued pace. At 95 with Dream on the line...the moaning built to a crecendo... "BREAK 100" "BREAK 100" "BREAK 100" The NYer's were down. Francis attacks with 20 sec left...why....to give us our last climax. Yessssss! We fans can make a difference to the player's final climax to victory...we just need a nice one Dream stroke per night!!
While I applaud your spirit, please don't ever, ever, ever(and I mean ever) write something like this again. ------------------ The Rockets will be the NBA champions. Believe. [This message has been edited by Puedlfor (edited February 05, 2001).]
For Jamcrackers sake I Hope you wore Protection!!!! Sensational Post ------------------ CUT Tino These Heaves are just getting Ridiculous!
Big Ass Black Guys? Very descriptive. Couldnt it just have been "Some rowdy guys" or the guy in the jean jacket and jean pants with the white hat? Big Ass Black guys. I am dissapointed. ------------------ Rockets Season Ticket Holder
HP, You've been in ISO too long! Not one of your better posts. ------------------ Respect Hakeem's legacy. A championship in the hand is worth two in the bush!!
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!! Post of the year in my book -- ain't nobody gonna match this one... ...that is unless Doc Rocket has something to tell us. BTW -- HeyP, don't you find it a tad difficult to post with one hand? ------------------ Hey now, Hey now, don't Dream it's over...
HeyPee you crack me up. Awesome post. We own NY. Best game of the year. Knicks at Rockets. Most delicious win of the year. Rockets at Knicks. ------------------ "The above statement is covered by copyright and may not be used without the express, written permission of Dr. of Dunk. All rights reserved by DoD." Heypartner covering his arse on the not so famous "OK" quote/post from DoD - when will I learn to do the same.
Here you go rimbaud...my race story in contextual pieces! No...not at all. The best description in any context that I love is: Big Ass Black Guys. I mean, they were so big, they didn't sit in the seats...they left them in the upright position (again, all alliteration aside) and sat on top of the retracted seats. They were loving the game. I love it. Seriously, if you have ever lived with black smackers...ever...you would know the awe I have of my friends. Why not say they are black. What is your problem with that! why the "disappointment". I want to explain EXACTLY to you who I love. There is nothing better for me than talking smack about bball with a black man...and I'm from the corn fields of Illinois where I could only talk smack on the court. There is nothing better, or more fun for me than having someone else surprise me by staring me in the eye and reaching down into my heart to pull a heartfelt response out of me. If you take offense to me saying most of these memories were from black men, then stay of the street courts in Houston....sports smack is the best social equalizer in life I've ever....ever experienced. And to fully experience bball glory, you MUST battle black smack. I can only thank my friends in the Army for showing me what testosterone socializing is all about. Words...it is all about Words. Learn to have fun with words and other races...Cato13...don't lecture me on something I love. Damn...there is no way a negative ass is going to stop me tonight.
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Time for you to break out the K&Y, heypee. Who needs p*rn, when the Rockets beat the hell outta the Knicks? ------------------ "Oh No..." -Bill Walton in 97 just before Stockton's buzzer beater
And you spend your days playing ball with the black man on the courts of McGregor, Scott and MLK? Right. ROTFLMFAO! ------------------
Geez I'm not allowed to find humor in his post? really I thought it was funny! hell I'm still laughing. ------------------
Yes crash! court to court as a social surprise. BBall was primary, yet secondary to my Saturdays. The thrill of re-doing smack from scratch on a new court was all that mattered. You might have to sit for hours before a new court would let you white ass on, but that was the whole thrill...finally getting on a new court and taking on their smack. damn right. The very best social experience I've had. You must understand that bball is Life! in more ways than as a sport.
My, My, My here is the person who whined when someone else called Rudy T. a moron but of course doesnt see anything wrong with his descriptive comment which could be said in a different way and we still get the meaning. Guess what? I have lived with "black smackers". As a matter of fact all of my life. My dad is one, my 2 brothers are, I have plenty of cousins that could fit that category. It was on a daily basis, not just during a pickup game. You can also put me in the category of a smacker especially at a Rocket game. But you know what, I am not a smacker because I have a big black ass, it is because I love my Rox. Just let me know when you want to go shoot some hoop "in the hood" with me or talk smack at the Rockets game. Didn't surprise me. Pretty much guessed this. Again, grew up doing this and still do it. Dont ever remember any of my lectures in college ever being just a couple of comments. Go figure. I have fun with races everyday without "borderline" descriptive phrases. Nothing ever stops you. ------------------ Rockets Season Ticket Holder
Then I salute you! If you are willing to sit on a court for hours before they let your white ass on you must have some redeaming qualities. Did you bring some game? I hope you brought more than the standard white man set shot. LOL. BTW, your right the Dream Stroke was sweet ------------------
