Subjecting myself to ridicule for your entertainment...

Cool, i'll read. But why is there no comments link option on your posts?

 

Here's some tips.

1. When you meet her for your first date, compliment her on her outfit or shoes.
2. Open the door for her every where u go, chicks love this.
3. Pay for everything.
4. Tell them they look pretty, even if their not.
5. Find a characteristic of theirs thats unique and compliment her on that.
6. Too much flattery sounds fake, so I guess don't over-do it.
7. Remember what ya'll talked about and what she wore on your first date. It'll give you mad brownie points later on.
8. Be laid back, confident, and if your naturally a funny guy, more brownie points to ya.

 

What not to do.

1. When you meet her for your first date, compliment her on her rack and ass.
2. Make her open the door for you. Remember you are royalty.
3. Pay only for the rubber.
4. If they are not pretty, make a quick exit during a restroom break.
5. Find a faulty characteristic of theirs, and make fun of it.
6. Reminder to compliment on her rack and ass, repeatedly.
7. Remember to tell her how you beat your buddy in Madden after being down a touchdown and a field goal mid way through the third quarter. Then tell her, her ass looked good in those jeans she wore on the first date. At the same time make sure she is baking some brownies for you
8. Take some PCP, and even if you know you're not a funny guy, keep making jokes over and over again, while eating your brownies.

 

actually, i disagree.

a true playa of the game knows thisi route is a dead end.. its good to be nice, but not too nice.. the key is, don't acct like u trying to win her love like a deesperate fool.. constantly complimenting her only cheapens the value of each one. opening doors is okay... but dont RUN out of the car just to get there in time before her... just be natural.. sometimes the harder u try, the worse it is.. just be urself.

 

A true player knows how to spell.

 

word!

Everyone is different ... including her. She may not like some of that crap. If you don't naturally hold doors for women, then don't do it. If you're out to get laid, then those tips might help. If you're looking for a good woman, be yourself. In the end, your true self will come out.

 

Franchise3,

First, a question: are you dating again looking for a long-term relationship (i.e. the right one), or are you simply in this to have fun?

If the former, then the worst thing you can do is go overboard and act unlike yourself, just be yourself and show genuine interest in her, because that's the one thing all girls seem to have in common: they want the world to revolve around them (at least feel like it does). Just be nice, that's all.

If the latter, then yeah, you might wanna go the 'perfect gentleman' route because that might be the best way to get some action.

 

play on playa

 

I think it is absolutely hysterical that you "define" what a player is and how it is all about respect and what not.

AND THEN you write about how this hasn't worked at all, and that you haven't dated women in a while.

 

you get friendzoned alot, don't you?

 

That **** doesn't work.

You have to call them b****es and hos, and act like a punk to them.


And that was a serious post. That **** doesn't work. Maybe I'm meeting up with the wrong b****es and hos? Maybe I should find some sincere females?

 

Mike Damone's 5-Point Plan:

1. First of all,you never let on how much you like a girl. "Oh, Debbie. Hi."

2. Two, you always call the shots. "Kiss me. You won't regret it."

3. Now three, act like wherever you are, that's the place to be. "Isn't this great?"

4. Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move. "Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice."

5. And five, now this is the most important, Rat. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.

 

i dont know why you have to classify yourself as a 'player' and then proceed to give your own explanation of what that is. why dont you just do what you do, and not have to name yourself anything.

i just hate people feeling the need to categorize themselves. oh i'm a metrosexual, i'm a player, i'm a ladies man, i'm emo, i'm goth. **** them all.

 

Franchise3,

I understand where you're coming from as far as not having time at all to meet someone, been there done that, and since my last relationship (been a while), I haven't really pursued anyone...I guess I just needed a long break or something, but whatever it is, I just haven't been in the 'mood' I guess.

Anyways, good luck and have fun.

 

1. Damn, i love how your feet are too big for your shoes.
2. U gotta help pry open the yugo door, its a doozy.
3. Damn girl, can u pay, i actually left my wallet in the car, or the bathroom check bail. E.g. Excuse me, Waiter check. Waiter brings check. Before he arrives take off to the restroom for about 27 mins. by that time, the girl has paid.
4. Ur about as good looking as my ex.
5. Your a beautiful cyclops.
6. Staring into your eyes is like looking into a monet masterpiece not wanting to ever lead the suttle brushes and the sweet texture that is your skin. Longing to stay within your bossom and then Tappin that ASS GIRL. BACK THAT ASS UP>
7. Bring a tape recorder. It works better, because you'll be staring at TiTTAYs all night or lack thereof.
8. Wait. You're a naturally funny looking guy.