During these emotional times I think we need a way to have a laugh. I propose we keep a log of comments from hyperactive Clutch City users that just make you laugh, roll your eyes, or want to put a foot through your monitor. No need to cite user names This has the potential to be the largest thread on CC.net. I'll get the ball rolling. This gem was posted last night after Yao's subpar outing against Shaq, aka MDE. "Yao ming has got to be traded while he is worth something. That was nearly the worst performance I've ever seen. He got dunked on at least 5 times. Yao is slow, lacks power, and agressiveness. He's skillful but that's not enough to be a dominant center. Trade Yao now while he's hot."
Yes that statement was stupid. But for 2 different reasons. 1) Trading Yao right now is very stupid 2) 'While he's hot' - He hasnt been hot for a while now. Lets just wait and see how he performs next year after he gets some rest and a full training camp.
I love all the stupid crap that's on this board after losses, like "Slit Stevie's Throat; trade Corpse for Kidd and Parker" or "Yao plays like a Transvestite Slut" I like the great, intelligent stuff that pops up after wins, too, like "Mo Taylor should be coaching" or "Elect Yao God" Ha ha, you just have to laugh. People take this dumb basketball crap way too seriously. There's a g**d*** war on. Some poeple forget that while most of us have the opportunity to sit on the couch with a nice blunt watching the Rockets be the most unpredictable team this side of the Astros, some folks are fighting cancer, taking enemy fire, or getting their house bombed to hell. C'mon. It's called a playoff race because you don't know who'll win. It's fine to get your frustrations out, but lord. Cling to reason. Who cares if the Rockets aren't dominating the league? If all you watch basketball for is to see your team in the finals, then it must be sheer torture for you to watch basketball. Why not knit stuff instead?
Hey AGBee-brain, I wrote that comment. You must be a complete loser. Sell when the asset is high before it's worthless. That's probably why you're still stuck with that Enron stock stuck between your ass. What I mean by hot is when everybody still thinks highly of him. However if you watch him,you know he's a piece of trash. Cato is better.
This isn't Rocket related but I've been waiting to share this joke with someone, but haven't had the oppurtunity just yet. What's a woman with PMS that has ESP called? A b**** who knows everything
I hacked into di_willy's computer, guess what, it's Catino's new publicity agent! Clever, indeed. Trade Yao away, so Stevie and Cat can fall in love again! Just kidding!! Cat, you are a good guy and I love you.
I can see the excitement on the faces of all those "Yao-haters" who have been hiding since the first Dallas-Rockets game. Finally their moment has arrived! 2 bad games in a row! Yao is a bust! He has fallen and he can't get up! It is rather sickening, really. Soulsong999
Moochie Norris, Terrance Morris, Bostjan Nachbar, Tito Maddox, Jason Collier, with the age and young legs added in here, I can also say "Fried" Rice.
The person who said "Trade Yao" posted a dumb post. But what's so funny about signing WangZhiZhi? It's not that stupid. He makes minimum wage and is probably faster than Jason Collier and Moochie Norris combined. He's not that bad.
Originally posted by SwoLy-D- "Can we get REAL Rox fans in here? You're the same guys who say "we shouldn't go to war"."
The stupidest thread ever had to be this guy's from a couple of years back. It said something like "Michael Jordan a Rocket? Maybe, maybe no. You opened the thread up and all it said was "Maybe, maybe no." I'm STILL laughing about that one!
