I was on www.bored.com and i saw a link on the main pge that said Stupid Quotes so i clicked there and i got some of these stupid quotes: "Golden, Ripe, Boneless Bananas, 39 Cents A Pound." - Ad in the "Missoulian" by Orange Street Food Farm "I invented the internet". - Al Gore, former U.S. Vice President "Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious." - Alan Minter, Boxer "I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness." - Alicia Silverstone, Actress "Two grand slams in a week - man, that's seven or eight ribbies right there." - Bill Madlock, Baseball broadcaster "You guys line up alphabetically by height." - Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach "I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." - Britney Spears, Pop Singer Do you guys have any others??
"Pair off in groups of three." My old football coach. "I'm gonna turn this team around 360 degrees." Jason Kidd
"I did not have sexual relations with that women, Miss Lewensky." My friends and I were laughing our asses off. Now I think of Bill Clinton every time I stuff a cigar.....
Did Al Gore actually ever say those words? I thought the exact phrase was, "I took the initiative in creating the Internet", by which he contextually meant he'd spearheaded funding that made the Internet possible. Of course, even understanding it contextually, the implication is about as credible as anything else he said from 1992 on.
I am not sure, thats what it had on the site i was at. If anyone can put truth to what he actually said, that would be great.
