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Stupid "Christians" and Safe Sex

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout: Debate & Discussion' started by Mulder, Apr 6, 2009.

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  1. Mulder

    Mulder Member

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    This guy is a great example of how idiot Christians make normal thinking Christians look bad.

    <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/iaZBSZ0xbfk&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/iaZBSZ0xbfk&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

    Please, dude. You know SO VERY LITTLE about this topic, it is best that you just STFU. Peace and Love, Peace and Love, but STFU. :D
     
  2. Master Baiter

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    Wow. Unbelievable.
     
  3. professorjay

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    Wow! It would've been hilarious if he forgot to shut off the recording and drank the glass as an afterthought.

    Here's another one, the title says it all, but he still uses props to prove his point. This dude is a genius. Women in particular will be impressed.

    <object width="480" height="295"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/J-2dtAun06c&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/J-2dtAun06c&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="295"></embed></object>
     
  4. MadMax

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    Guys, I'm hurt. I thought you'd like my videos.
     
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    So is this the type of scientic experiments used to prove ID? as well ;)
     
  6. Nolen

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    LMAO! WIN!
     
  7. BigBenito

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    I liked the evolution and atheist vlogs.
     
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    "You're gonna love my VAGINA FULL OF AIDS."

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  9. Two Sandwiches

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    Thanks guys for the laugh before work. This guy is absolutely hilarious. I hope he is not serious. So many classic quotes.

    On the second video, around the 4 minute mark, it is absolutely hilarious watching him try to resist saying how great the "vagina" tastes....


    :D
     
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    "You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to MadMax again."

    Given the topic, ... :eek:
     
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    Maybe I missed some Christian reference in that exercise in futility and stupidity? Was it just the "wait til your married" line? I don't see the connection. Again, did I miss an overt reference?

    If not, the title is both inflammatory and presumptive, if not completely misguided and trollworthy. This does not detract from the movie subject's stupidity.
     
  12. BigBenito

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    You can't find evidence for God existing, because he has removed all the traces of evidence for his existence, so that people can believe. And therefore, the fact that there is no evidence for his existence, proves his existence. If he wouldn't exist there would at least be some evidence, but because there is no evidence it shows he has been at work here, removing the evidnce so that people can believe in him. so that people can have faith in him.

    OK, so that is that.
     
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    edit:

    I must admit, I didn't have the patience to watch the other video(s) so I'm referring only to the original post.
     
  14. Two Sandwiches

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    Watch the second video.

    It's even funnier, and he talks about God more in it.

    I don't think that is what the OP was saying though. In fact, I think he was going the opposite, in saying that many people have a bad perspective of most Christians because of idiots like this guy, who is obviously not speaking for the Church.
     
  15. BigBenito

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    I've watched most of them... it has to be satire.

    I hope.
     
  16. CrazyDave

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    Yeah, I guess. And I agree, that may be true... I just didn't see it applied to the original video. Just seemed like an idiot at work, nothing to do with Christianity.... not that I really am worried about it, just didn't see the tie in. Will watch the other vid though, and don't doubt that might be dude's platform, just didn't see anything mildly related in the original video/post to it.
     
  17. Lil Pun

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    Can those of us with no sound get a synopsis of both clips?
     
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    First video, the strainer is the condom, the glass is the vagina, and the cream is the penis (the lumps that come out of it, being the sperm....the unlumpy cream being AIDS).

    Utter hilarity ensues, ending with the guy saying, "DO YOU WANT A VAGINA FULL OF AIDS? NO, THEN DON'T USE A CONDOM!"


    Second video is a bunch of stupid crap that is hilarious, including the guy contradicting himself multiple times while talking about sex, and also demonstrating "sex" by thrusting a spoon into a peach repetitively. Then he says that God awarded women with a ****oris, but doesn't say why. He says that women should masturbate but men should not, because the wasted sperm is "wasted civilizations." He also tells women not to ask for oral. Ever. Not even if there's a fire.
     
  19. Mulder

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    Ya, you missed it. The channel that he publishes these little gems on You Tube is called "Jesusophile's Channel"
     
  20. Mulder

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    EXACTLY!
     

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