hey...if they've told us once, they've told us a thousand times...Toole County authorities aren't gonna put up with any of your crap!!
Who's the real victim here... the toilet bowl! Nobody considers the toilet bowl until it's too late...
This is absurd. We are already faced with a "logjam" in the court system. This case should be "dropped" and the guy's record "flushed" of these charges.
Rollin' Rollin' Rollin' Keep Them Puns A Rollin' It Won't Get Too Old in A While So Make Puns just like They Do And all About some Doo Doo Just make Sure That You talk Poo In Style HERE IT COMES HOLD 'EM BACK IT'S JUST TALK ABOUT CRAP BRING 'EM ON Let 'em flow, Poo Puns!!!
The border agent responsible for this debacle should be ashamed of himself. Yes, his precious bathroom's toilet may have been clogged by the students probably large turd but how that translates into "intent to clog" or arrest is absurd. Maybe they should have made a plunger readily available in the bathroom or something. Some toilets clog easier than others as well. I can't wait for this to be on Court TV. Prosecutor: Sir, it is your claim that this turd had malicious intent and essentially expanded as it was flushed. You also claim the student used a remote control device to trigger the turd expansion. Your honor...I would like to introduce the turd as exhibit 1A along with this remote control device found in the car as exhibit 2A. (To the defendant) Sir, is this your turd? Did you eat nuts that day? Approximately how many nuts did you eat that day prior to the turd release? Was it not, in fact, your intent to eat as much as you could prior to releasing the turd knowing that you would release the turd at the border station toilet? AND...did you not ingest an electro-magnetic device that is triggered by remote control which caused expansion of the turd once it began it's journey down the toilet? That border agent should be fired for making a trivial arrest.
You know, maybe, just maybe, the kid used a ridiculous amount of toilet paper. Having been a bartender, I can tell you I'd have arrested some people after seeing the way they left the toilet. I'm going to withhold judgement until I get more details.
Fatty FatBastard and Surfguy... you guys are great! I am soooo glad my office is back here by itself instead of in that crowded hall with everybody else. I would hate to have to explain why I'm rolling on the floor laughing right now. but anyway... poor guy. That is some tough ****. What a pain in the butt.
