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Stros deep thoughts are........

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by SmeggySmeg, Jan 25, 2006.

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  1. SmeggySmeg

    SmeggySmeg Member

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    Stromile Swift's deep thoughts are................

    "What do they mean by 'you want fries with that?'"

    "Left foot, right foot, left foot, right foot, right foot... bugger"

    "Tonight... I'm going to try to get a slam dunk."

    " Yao Ming or Ming Yao?"

    "Turducken. That totally blows my mind."

    "I wonder if Burger King is gonna come out with a 60 piece chicken fries"
     
    #1 SmeggySmeg, Jan 25, 2006
  2. Jeffster

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    Those last two were mine!! :mad: :D

    here's some more:

    "whatever happened to The Archies?"

    "Is Elton John gonna re-release Candle In The Wind again when Gerald Ford dies?"
     
    #2 Jeffster, Jan 25, 2006
  3. SmeggySmeg

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    "blah i can beat kobe's 81"

    "must remember socks before shoes"
     
    #3 SmeggySmeg, Jan 25, 2006
  4. Jeffster

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    "I wonder how much wood a woodchuck really would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood."
     
    #4 Jeffster, Jan 25, 2006
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    "Nothing fails like success."

    Yeah yeah it's not funny...
     
    #5 JumpMan, Jan 25, 2006
  6. SmeggySmeg

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    "I would have got the put back dunk on that Mooch missed lay-up tonight"
     
    #6 SmeggySmeg, Jan 25, 2006
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    "Thank goodness for my athletic-cism."
     
    #7 MrRolo, Jan 25, 2006
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    "Why does Mickey wear pants and no shirt, but Donald wears a shirt and no pants? Is Goofy a dog or what? I thought Pluto was a dog... but he doesn't talk..."
     
    #8 Hippieloser, Jan 25, 2006
  9. Jeffster

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    "Man, Moochie sucks. I would have missed a dunk instead."

    "How come we can launch a mission to mars but I cant find no comfortable toilet paper?"
     
    #9 Jeffster, Jan 25, 2006
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    Curtesy of Jeffster:

    "How come, everytime I pick my nose..... its full again in 20 minutes?"
     
    #10 Uprising, Jan 25, 2006
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    I need to find a way to get around DoD's cuss filter
     
    #11 The_Yoyo, Jan 25, 2006
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    "Whatever. I've never seen a hamster dunk."
     
    #12 xcomputerman, Jan 25, 2006
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    what's all this bull****?
     
    #13 stro4swift, Jan 25, 2006
  14. Hmm

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    Take it easy, Stro.

    It's all in good fun.
     
    #14 Hmm, Jan 25, 2006
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    "what's all this bull****?"
     
    #15 Easy, Jan 25, 2006
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    How big do you all feel when you belittle one of our own players, fans that love the Rockets just wouldn't do it!
     
    #16 Yetti, Jan 25, 2006
  17. Jeffster

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    You're supposed to put quotes. Here, like this:

    "I wonder if there will ever be a president named Stromile."
     
    #17 Jeffster, Jan 25, 2006
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    Coach sez, "Take your time, Stro... Baxter Hayes has you covered." Who's this Baxter Hayes cat??
     
    #18 Deckard, Jan 25, 2006
  19. Jeffster

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    No belittling involved, man. It's called goofing around.
     
    #19 Jeffster, Jan 25, 2006
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    "Rim, not the backboard, the rim."
     
    #20 JBIIRockets, Jan 25, 2006
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