OK, after a month in Germany, I think my poop has indeed changed. Color and size. I thought my environmentally conscious Boulder high-produce/fiber diet produced big **** on a regular morning basis, but this is ridiculous. It's like the sausages reconstitute themselves to be even bigger on the way out. No wonder Germany has the best toilets in the world!! makes me wonder what other countries produce. Like what a rice-fed Asian poop schedule looks like. I'm just glad I'm not in France doing fru fru crap.
Or maybe you did something to make your anus expand, therefore more poop can vacate the premises. Spoiler That's what she said?
^ inspired by Randy, I just realized that comparing poops across nations could be another measure of Gross National Product. OK, that's gross!
Speaking of Deutschland and defecation... Michael Lewis (of Moneyball fame) has a new article that features the theory that Germans are obsessed with ****: http://www.vanityfair.com/business/features/2011/09/europe-201109 Maybe the German diet does lead to an increase volume of defecation, which causes Germans to pay more attention to the subject.
