... at the bar I work at, tonight. Just thought I'd let you know. I can't think of any other actor that would have made me laugh more.
What's wrong with getting service at a bar? How are you supposed to get your drinks without service? Is that all the details you have? Who was being serviced by? His wife? girlfriend? man? You got our attention...
He hasn't been in "high spirits" lately so he probably had a "short circuit" in the you know what area. For a while he was shelled up in a "cocoon". He didn't even venture outside "the bedroom window". He bottled himself up in that house. People began to suspect he was gay. His parents wanted him to be"Home for the holidays" so they could ask him if he was gay, but rather than face it he headed out "Diner" for a few drinks. The "day after" he showed up hungover at some gay bar. He told the bartender he had "Something for joey", and that he wasn't playing for the "home team" anymore. The bartender told him he could do that stuff outside in the "big green" grass hut. He went outside and that's when Steve got serviced by the "Boys from Brazil". In was all in public view, so the "citzens on patrol" stepped in. They called the "Policey Academy" and he was asked to "surrender". All the main "players" were arrested including three "Men and a little lady" who claimed she was innocent. She liked to watch. Maybe she was innocent. Maybe not. "Three men and a baby came to bail her out". Their names were "Mary-Kate and Ashley and Michael Jackson, but that's a story for "Volume II".
PSJ....a big Gutenberg fan. He has his whole film collection on DVD. You should send your fan column to the Houston Chronicle. Maybe they will post it on their site.
